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WOKE UP FROM A NAP AT 4:16! NO JOKE! i WAS HUNGRIER THAN A HOSTAGE AND MY BRO JUST GOT HOME FROM HIS FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL!!! SO I WENT RIGHT TO THE KITCHEN AND MADE SOME QUICK 5 MINUTE MEALS!!! WENT TO MY BONG, AND MADE LOVE TO IT WITH MY LIPS!!! THEN THE PHONE RANG! IT WAS MY SIS. PICKED IT UP AND PUT HER ON SPEAKERPHONE SO I CAN HIT THE BONG MORE!!!! I AM GOING UP TO OC TO GO TO MY SISSY’S. WE ARE GOIN TO THE BEACH, GONNA BLAST GUNS, GO OFFROADING AND MAYBE GO BE FAMOUS AT MY FAVORITE SPA OUT THERE!!! HOLLER 420!!! ANYWAYS, I GOT SIDETRACKED WITH THE PHONE CALL AND BURNT EVERYTHING AND HAD TO START EVERYTHING OVER!!! THEN I STILL HAD TO TALK TO MY BRO ABOUT HIS FIRST DAY, SO I STOPPED ALL COOKING FOR A MINUTE AND TOOK A CIG AND MADE A STIFF DRINK AND WENT OUTSDE WHERE HE WAS!!!
THIS IS OUR 5 MINUTE CONVERSATION:
BRO: WHAT UP, SIS?
ME: WHAT UP, DAWG??? HOW WAS YOUR FIRST DAY?
BRO: ENROLLING INTO SCHOOL WAS A BITCH!
ME: WHY, TY?
BRO: CUZ I NEEDED MORE THAN JUST MY TRANSCRIPTS! THEY WANTED S.S.C., BIRTH CERTIFICATE, IMMUNIATION RECORDS, AND TWO FORMS OF ID!!!!
ME: YOU GOT IT ALL DONE, RIGHT???
BRO: YA, I HAD TO GO SEE MOTHER THIS MORNING! I NEEDED SOME IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS FROM HER! SO KEITH TOOK ME OVER TO HER HOUSE, CUZ SHE DIDN’T WANT TO DRIVE TO MY NEW SCHOOL!
ME: WHAT A BITCH!!! WELL, YOU GOT ENROLLED, RIGHT???
BRO: YES.
ME: HIGH FIVE!!!!!! CHEERS TO THAT!!!
( I HAD MY VODKA ON ICE AND HE HAD HIS MICKEY’S 40OZ NIGGA)
BRO: NOW I HAVE MORE THINGS TO ADD TO MY LOCK BOX!!!
ME: LIKE WHAT, TY?
BRO: MY SOCIAL, AND MY BIRTH CERTIFACATE!!!
ME: WOW TY!!!! THAT’S DEFINTELY GOING ONTO LUKEFORD.COM!!! A LOCK BOX UPDATE!!!
WE WILL GIVE YOU AN UPDATE ON WHAT’S IN HIS LOCK BOX LATER…….KIDS SAY THE DARNIEST THINGS!!!
TMFR