Fayner Posts: The lovely and talented Bianca Dagger came over for dinner last night. Her real name is Robin, and at one point in the night I called her “Robin Red Breast.”
“That was my nickname in eighth grade,” Bianca tells me.
“Well, I made the mistake of wearing a red bra under my white Gym clothes. They were horrible that year. Robin Red Breast! Robin Red Breast! Damn!”
And so you have it.
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