DITA LOVES PORN

Dita Von Teese Penthouse PicDCypher posts: Dita Von Teese, the estranged wife of Manson, didn’t want to be left out of all the media fun that her former husband and his jailbait girlfriend are having. That must be why she made a shocking statement to the press this weekend that she loves watching people having sex, or, as those of us lacking the requisite couth to writhe around in an oversized martini glass full of lube in our underwear like to call it, porn.

From the frigid reception she gives to fans and press at softcore events like Glamorcon you would never guess that such was the case, but nonetheless, there you have it. She swears it’s true.

The highly-coveted, nacre skinned burlesque dancer went on to insist there isn’t anything wrong with gaining sexual gratification from pornography in her opinion claiming, “it is a great thing. You can find anything for everyone on the internet. So long as no one’s hurting anyone or involving children then hey, what’s wrong with that? People love watching other people having sex. I’m no different.”

The 34-year-old performer, who recently posed in Penthouse Magazine, also revealed she used to work in a strip club to satisfy her desire to shed her cumbersome garments.

“As soon as I was of legal age I wanted to take my clothes off,” she joyfully gushed. “I was working during the day in a store that sold cosmetics but I also danced the nights in a strip club”

All I can think is trading a 34-year-old for a 19-year-old is a HUGE difference. Wow. That had to hurt.

Best of luck to you Dita, and if you need a revenge bang, call Fayner.

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