http://lukeford.com/2007-06-21/winston-burbank-flakes-on-alaura-edens-birthday-party-i-couldnt-go-cause-my-penis-is-too-amazing/
WINSTON BURBANK FLAKES ON ALAURA EDEN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY: "I COULDN'T GO 'CAUSE MY PENIS IS TOO AMAZING!"