The San Antonio Spurs are up 1-0 against the Phoenix Suns. The hated Dallas mavericks have already pulled their choke job early this season, getting dumped by the eight seeded Golden State Warriors in round one. So what is in the way of an NBA championship for the Spurs? The sex life of Eva Longoria and Tony Parker. At least that is how Eva sees it. And maybe it has already helped.
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| Eva Longoria Sacrifices Sex With Tony Parker for San Antonio Spurs |
Parker survived a violent collision with Suns guard Steve Nash on Sunday, while Nash was sent to the bench by the officials with a gash on his nose that later needed six stitches to close. Either way, Tony ain’t getting any.
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Eva told late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel last week that she and Tony have agreed to put a ban on sex while Tony’s San Antonio Spurs team are in the NBA playoffs in America. She said: "Luckily, we’re getting married after the playoffs and then we need to consummate the marriage. I scheduled it that way."
The sexy Latina and soon to be real life Desperate Housewife is set to tie the knot with Tony on the 7th July in Paris. She added: "We picked that date because it’s the only weekend we’re both off."