Fayner Posts: Saw Lisa Marie the other night at the Jenna Presley/Mia Rose birthday gala at Ivar. Knowing how much of a special whore she is, I approached her with my arms out pointed straight at her chest. I mean, here is a girl so dirty I’m certain one could simply just walk up to her, grab her hand and take her somewhere where you can just take out your cock and let her get right down to business. No words even need to be spoken. She’s that awesome of a whore. Come to think of it, you don’t even have to take her anywhere. She’d probably suck off every dude at a damn funeral.
Overheard outside the club on the way out
Lisa Marie: (loudly) I need some street dick!!
TR: What?
Lisa Marie: Street dick! I need some street dick!
TR: What is that, like, a dick laying in the street?
Lisa Marie: No, some hood dick, gangsta dick! I need some! Now!
TR: (Turns to guy friend who fills that criteria) Hey, this is Lisa Marie! She’s a whore!
And they lived happily ever after…