Fayner Posts: I got it on good authority that popular smut siren Ashley Blue will be signing a 10-picture deal later this month.
What’s amazing about this is that the company is Disney Pictures. Says Disney’s Head of Development, John Samuels: "We met [Ashley] outside a Valley-area AIDS testing facility. We presume she was there to picket the wicked folk who have unprotected sex."
"Are you sure that’s why she was there?"I asked.
"C’mon!" he told me. "What other reason would a young woman be at an AIDS testing station than to picket?"
"No reason," I replied. "You’re probably right."
"When we first saw [Ashley] we knew she’d be perfect for our young-woman division in such classic remakes of Cinderella and Snow White. [Ashley] seems gt us to be a pure example of wholesomeness; free of drugs and sin."
We’ll continue to keep you updated on Ashley’s new venture into mainstream society as it happens.