TMFR WRITES IN HER JOURNAL AT WWW.CLUBTAYLORRAIN.COM:
LAST WEDNESDAY WAS MY TYPICAL WEDNESDAY. WENT TO IN AND OUT BURGER THEN WAS OFF TO THE POT STORE TO GIVE THE MANAGER SOME LUNCH AND BUY SOME HASH!!! THEN I WAS OFF TO A NAIL APPT., TANNING AND RIGHT AFTER THAT I WAS GOIN TO PCM TO PICK OUT NEW RIMS AND TIRES FOR MY NEW 2007 BMW 650I CONVERTIBLE….. RIGHT!!! JUST ANY OTHER EX PORNSTAR’S LIFE SO I’M CRUZIN DOWN VENTURA BLVD. GOIN TO MY NAIL APPOINTMENT AND IT WAS ABOUT 2:10PM. MY APPOINTMENT WAS FOR 2PM, LATE AS USUAL!!!
ANYWAYS CRUZIN ROCKIN OUT TO SOME ‘RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE’ AND I’M MAKING A LEFT INTO THE PARKING LOT AND I SAW A WHITE BENZO. THEN OUT OF NOWHERE THIS PIG ON A MOTORCYCLE PULLED OUT IN FRONT OF ME AND I HAD TO BREAK!!!
SO HE DECIDED TO PULL ME OVER BUT HE DIDNT PUT HIS LITES ON. JUST FOLLWED ME THREW THE PARKING LOT AND I’M STILL RAGING OUT!! AND I PULL RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY NAIL AND HAIR PLACE AND HE PULLED BEHIND ME AND IT WAS ALL OVER FROM THERE!!! BULLSHIT!!!
SO THE PIG COMES UP TO MY FRONT DOOR AND SAYS “MAM I NEED YOU TO TURN OFF YOUR MUSIC AND SEE YOUR DRIVER LICENSE, INSURANCE AND YOUR REGISTRATION.”
I KNEW I WAS IN TROUBLE CUZ HE WAS A PIG WITH BRACES, THINKING HE WAS A BAD ASS!!!
“YES OFFICA I DO WHATEVA YOU SAY”
SO I HAND HIM MY IDENTIFACTION CARD, INSURANCE AND THE REGISTRATION WAS IN THE WINDOW CUZ ITS ONLY 2 WEEKS OLD!!!
“MAM WHAT’S THIS? ID CARD? WHERE’S YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE?”
“OH… OH…. IT’S COMING IN THE MAIL. SHOULD BE HERE ANY DAY!! MY LAWYER TOTALLY TOOK CARE OF IT!”
“OK. STAY IN YOUR CAR!” HE SAID FIRMLY THROUGH HIS BRACES
I HEAR HIM GIVING MY NAME AND NUMBER TO DISPATCH. AND THEN I HEAR HER SAY SHE HAS 2 WARRANTS. ONE FOR NON-COMPLETION OF A DUI CLASS AND THE OTHER FOR SPEEDING IN SANTA BABRBARA ON A SUSPENED LICENSE!
THEN AFTER THAT HE SAID “OK I’M GOIN TO NEED A FLAT BED TOW TRUCK” SO I IMMEDIATELY CALLED MY LAWYER AND HE CAME OVER AND THAT DID NO GOOD!
THE PIG GAVE ME A TICKET FOR UNSAFE LEFT AND THE REASON HE TOOK MY CAR IS BECAUSE I LIED TO HIM. I KNOW IT WAS JUST CUZ THE BLACK GUY JUST WANTED TO BOTHER A LITTLE INNOCENT WHITE GIRL THAT HAD NOTHIN TO DO BUT TO BALL AROUND TOWN WITH THE TOP DOWN!!! BULLSHIT MAN!!!
HEY @ LEAST I WASNT SMOKIN A BIG FATTY IN THE CAR!!! I WAS FADED AS FUCK THOUGH!!!
ANYWAYS, SO MY LAWYER ADVISED ME TO FINALLY FIX MY PROBLEMS AND PAY THE FINES AND GO TO COURT! I SAID “OK I WILL GO BUT I’M GOIN TO HAVE TO SHOVE I BOTTLE OF ZANYS, THC AND SOME NICORETTE GUM UP MY PUSSY OR ASS SO LETS MAKE THIS A QUICK TRIP TO THE COURTHOUSE TOMORROW. BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY! IM ASSUMING THAT IT WOULD SUCK TO HAVE AN ANXIETY ATTACK IN JAIL!
MY LAWYER SAYS IM PARANIOD THAT I’M ALWAYS THINKIN I’M GOING TO JAIL, BUT LIKE I SAID BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY!!!! WISH ME GOOD LUCK!
IF YOU WANT YOU CAN VISIT ME IN JAIL OR YOU CAN PUT MONEY ON MY BOOKS! THAT WOULD BE HOT!
KEEP YA UPDATED!!!
P.S. GOT THE CAR BACK BUT I’M TOO SCARED TO DRIVE IT! SO I’M DRIVIN THE HOOPTY!!!
TMFR
