December, 2006 // Posts published in December, 2006
THE FIRST AWARDS!
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WHO WILL BRING HOME A "DICKY" THIS YEAR?? Fayner Posts: Welcome to the beginning of the Third Annual Lukeford.com Awards, brought to you by Marlboro cigarettes and the country of Columbia. I am thrilled to still be alive to see this day come, I really am. I’ve decided to start this years award ceremomy with ...
HAVE A PORN CHICK STRIP FOR YOU…IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN HOME!
Phoenix, Az: Move over big boys….there is a new player on the Net! Juststrips.com, owned and operated by Beaux Corp. of Phoenix, Arizona, will launch they’re new site December 25, 2006. The site features some of the hottest girls in porn such as Jenna Presley, Nicole Sheridan and Stephanie Swift taking off….you got it…. EVERYTHING! ...
PENIS CAKES
Penis Cakes I’m Bill Kurtis. For centuries, men and women have searched for innovative ways to stuff their mouths with enormous dicks. Whether single or looking, straight or gay, happily married or fading quietly into the background of an interminable bachelorette party, never forget that Valentine’s Day looms somewhere in your immediate future. This year, ...
THIS STORY DEDICATED TO TMFR
Bongs Shhh! Jesus Christ dude, they’re called water pipes and they’re used for smoking tobacco or other legal herbal blends. Can’t you read the sign? If the clerk hears us making any references to bongs, drugs, marijuana, or unlawful substances — we’ll both get thrown out! Just keep your mouth shut and follow my lead. ...
REEFER SADNESS
San Francisco — Kevin Reed launched his medical marijuana business two years ago, armed with big dreams and an Excel spreadsheet Happy customers at his Green Cross cannabis club were greeted by "bud tenders" and glass jars brimming with high-quality weed at red-tag prices. They hailed the slender, gentle Southerner as a ganja good Samaritan. ...
TOP TEN THINGS BANDIT THE PITBULL IS TERRIFIED OF
Fayner Posts: Bandit is a pussy. It’s all Taylor’s fault. So pretty much he’s scared of everything, the following being the top ten things that frighten this ferocious beast. 10) Twizzlers 9) drumsticks tea bags 7) Fayner’s Dr. Zaius doll from Planet of the Apes 6) Rhiannon when she has a bone 5) water 4) ...
PORN, ANAL TOYS, VIAGRA AND PANDAS
The birds and the bears – why old black eyes is back Viagra, pornography, partner-swapping, artificial tongues and electrified rectal probes. No, they are not the ingredients for a new series of Sex And The City; they are the hard-core husbandry techniques behind a massive boom in the captive giant panda population. The world’s most ...
MOM HAD KIDS TAKE NUDE PIX
Mother gets up to 4 years for posing She had her children take photos of her nude, prosecutor says. A former Allentown woman who struck seductive nude poses and ordered her 12-year-old son and 13-year-old daughter to photograph her showed up in court Friday wearing jeans with ”Booty” emblazoned on the left rear pocket and ...
LAWYER BLACKMAILED WITH SEX TAPE
Lawyer in embezzlement case says she was blackmailed with sex tape ASSOCIATED PRESS FLINT– Authorities investigating a lawyer accused of embezzling money from four adults whose finances she was supposed to be managing have made several unusual discoveries in searching Shannon Pitcher’s home, storage units and the properties of her friends. Among them were the ...
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