Luke Ford | 2006 September

Things porn stars need to know about their agents

I came into LA recently. I met a friend in his office and walked in on quite an interesting conversation he was having with an agent. My friend was booking a girl from a popular agent for an upcoming movie. This movie is well known as with the company making it. The agent decided to add an extra $200 on the girls rates from what he used to pay for her. Since the company in question he was booking for was rather well known he thought he could squeeze another couple hundred out of the guy. But instead my buddy said you ...

Jersey Shore Parody Show Down

Anyone who frequents this site by now knows there are several people who make posts on this site, not just Ryan Rayzer. Sure he makes most of them and well, he makes the most controversial, but he's still not the only poster here at LukeFord.com and while we may not always agree with everything he says, I can tell you right here and now, I will die defending his right to say it. In the adult industry we work hard to demand our freedoms, but funny how quick we are to want them taken away from people we may not agree ...

What Scene Do You Prefer?

When watching an adult movie which kind of scene do you think is more important for a good movie to have? Anal sex or maybe a hot threesome? They say opinions are like assholes, everyone has one, so why don't you tell us yours -- do you prefer the hot 3 way or do you want to see a girl take it in her tight little ass? {democracy:3}

NEW HEAD OF PR FOR XBIZ NAMED

29 September, 2006 Posted By: Scott Fayner

Xbiz names Dusry Marie head of PR

LOS ANGELES — XBIZ has hired adult entertainment industry veteran Dusty Marie to oversee public relations for XBIZ World and XBIZ Video. She also will play a primary role in the Oct. 2 launch of the company’s latest venture.

Marie brings a range of industry experience to XBIZ as an industry publicist, writer and event planner, company President Alec Helmy said.

“It is a great pleasure to add Dusty to our growing team,” Helmy said. “Her enthusiasm and professionalism, combined with extensive business development and public relations expertise are key components to the expansion of XBIZ. Having a veteran industry publicist on our team will allow us to be equally accessible and active in all sectors of the industry.”

Marie expressed her excitement at joining XBIZ.

“Having been recruited to head up such a significant PR campaign is both an honor and huge compliment to my abilities,” she said. “What a wonderful opportunity to grow and cultivate a world renowned media company, the possibilities are unlimited.”

Dusty Marie can be reached at: dusty@xbiz.com

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PAGE MORGAN QUITS PORNO TO GO FIGHT CHINESE GUYS IN CLOWN MAKEUP

29 September, 2006 Posted By: Scott Fayner

FROM HERE: An Australian kangaroo receives a fierce blow to the head by a man dressed in a clown suit in a shameful contest that will further fuel fears over China’s barbaric attitude to animals.

The bizarre marsupial-versus-human bout happened during the so-called Animal Olympics in Shanghai.

Animal rights campaigners say the Chinese have an appalling poor record for animal rights protection and have no laws to protect them.

In the fight, the Australian kangaroo appears to reel backwards after receiving a right hook from its garishly attired opponent.

But the ‘roo, which was wearing boxing gloves on its front paws, fought back, grappling with the clown who was forced back towards the ropes by its onslaught.

The kangaroo is just one of 300 ‘athletes’ taking part in the annual event, now in its fourth year, at the Shanghai Wild Animal Park.

The event held in a large arena also involves an elephant carrying the Olympic torch and various animals including zebras and mountain goats put through a series of events such as hurdles and races.

Also pictured at the event yesterday were bears standing with boxing gloves on their paws during another distasteful performance.

In July the Daily Mail reported the babrbaric sport of horse fighting where cheering crowds took bets on which stallion would win a bloody battle.

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FAYNER’S SISTER: “GOD, THAT PORNO HAS A LOT OF ANAL!”

29 September, 2006 Posted By: Scott Fayner

Fayner Posts: Every now and then I send my sister some porno DVDs. For her friends to watch…that’s what I pretend they’re for, not for her. It makes life easier for me and that’s all I truly care about.

So one of the DVDs I sent her was Torrid’s Jenna Haze is Ravaged, which is still not released. Apparently, she kept that one for herself because I got the following email from her this morning.

Scott what’s with all the anal sex in the movie Ravaged? That Jenna Haze chick? Damn! She must love anal sex. Do you know her? Have you had anal sex with her? Actually I don’t want to know the answer to that.

Anyway, thanx for the movies. I can’t get over all the anal sex in that movie. Do you think it hurts her? Can she sit down the next day? Is she paid well for a movie like that?

The guy who directed it must be insane.

God, that porno has a lot of anal!

Love,

your sister

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SHOULD I?

29 September, 2006 Posted By: Scott Fayner

Fayner Posts: I’ve been thinking lately I wanna try and do a live chat on Taylor’s site one night when she’s not. And I don’t mean I’m gonna take off my clothes and stick my fist in my ass while guys beat off to me. I’m thinking MY fans could log on and talk to me for an hour or so, you know, tell me how wonderful and special and talented and gorgeous and downright contageous I truly am.

What do you think? Should I try and do one just for the shits and giggles? I know that I’d love to join a chat with my favorite porno reporter – me – and ask him all the things I’ve wanted to.

Let me know @ faynerpornbiz@hotmail.com

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PAGE MORGAN CRACKED OUT!!!

29 September, 2006 Posted By: Scott Fayner

TMFR WRITES:

I WAS IN NANTUCKET WHEN THESE CLIPS CAME OUT AND THEY WERE ALL OVER THE BLOGS AND BULLTIENS!!! DAMN!!! WELL ANYWAYS, THEY ARE FUCKIN HILLIRIOUS!!! IF YOU HAVENT WATCHED THEM YET!!! WATCH THEM NOW!!!

Fayner Adds: I too understand that these videos have been picked apart already on many different sites, but I for one could not go without at least saying a word or two about them and the nasty pig who stars in them.

I can’t believe a fat-ass skank like this can get work doing porno. She’s fucking horrible. She reminds me of a moose I once saw that got hit by a car. It was running around in circles in the street making no sense at all. Plus, it was viciously ugly. I dare anyone to pour blood over Page’s body and say that she doesn’t look like a moose that just got hit by a car.

Page’s speed intake makes me feel sorry for her. It’s sad. She’s sad. Oh, and ugly as sin, too. I would fuck a lot of chicks, but never this fat ogre. Plus, in my whole time working in this business I’ve never came across a girl with so much ignorance, so much shit spewing from the lips than this heffer. And I’ve never even met her! God, but I must say that these video clips are contageous…I can’t stop watching how she goes from one topic to the next with such reckless abandon and nonsensicalness. If anyone hires this harlot they must be either looking for a meth freak or have only $200 to pay the girls, ’cause I for the life of me can’t see why anyone would find this car-wreck attractive.

I would rather go down on my own mother than this whore. Yeah, that’s right! She is that awful…

CHECK OUT http://www.electrofilms.com/main.html THIS IS PAGE MORGAN SMOKIN METH AND THEN SMOKIN MORE METH OUT OF A CAN!!! SPEEDWHORE!!!! IN ANOTHER CLIP SHE SAYS "METH IS BAD AND IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE THEN DON’T DO IT!!!" WHAT A HYPOCRITE!!!