DON’T ORDER THE SPECIAL

Stop to eat goes to pot for 2 in city on the web…….  Two men pulled up to the order window at the KFC on Michigan Avenue on Wednesday afternoon and asked for the day’s special. It was the wrong day for them to be ordering the special. Inside the restaurant, the staff could smell ...

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LIGHtBULB REMOVED FROM ASSHOLE

MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) – Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus. Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad’s misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object. "Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was ...

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LATIN OBSESSION 2 FROM DEFIANCE FILMS

BURN, BABY, BURN…THIS ‘HO INFERNO! DEFIANCE FILMS’ LATIN OBSESSION 2 June 30, 2006 – Porn Valley, California Tiffany Taylor is now a Vivid Girl. But that wasn’t always the case. Once upon a time, Tiffany Taylor was a free-agent, able to work for whichever company she pleased. This was good for many, bad for Vivid. ...

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JUST ‘CAUSE I CAN DO AS I PLEASE DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN

Fayner Posts: George Bush sucks. I know it. You know it. He knows it. His mission to rule the world as he sees fit continues… From AP: President Bush on Thursday warned North Korea not to test-fire a long- range missile, saying Pyongyang must tell the world its intentions for any launch. "Launching the missile ...

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IS THERE ANYTHING GOOD ABOUT RADICAL MUSLIMS?? NO, SERIOUSLY, WE’RE ASKING

PLAYBOY magazine’s editor-in-chief and its first centrefold model in Indonesia were formally named by police on Thursday as suspects in an indecency case against the publication. Authorities said they were investigating Kartika Oktavini Gunawan, a woman who posed in lingerie in a premiere edition in April, and Erwin Arnada. They could be prosecuted, and if ...

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NBA CHARGED WITH CRASHING SUV WHILE DRUNK AND BEATING OFF TO PORNO

(CBS) MINNEAPOLIS A lawsuit was filed Thursday against Minnesota Timberwolves forward Eddie Griffin and the Minneapolis Police Department in connection with an accident involving Griffin in late March. Interim Police Chief Tim Dolan ordered an internal investigation of the incident after the WCCO-TV I-TEAM contacted him last week about the crash, reports WCCO-TV’s Caroline Lowe. ...

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HEY ALEXIS MALONE! HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!

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WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?

Fayner Posts: Saw this on AdultFYI in the link section. Here is what it says Jet Multimediahome of the Barely Female What the fuck is a Barely Female? IS THIS A BARELY FEMALE?? brijaye love??? that would be my guess….

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TODAY IN HISTORY: JUNE 29TH

June 29 1603 The Globe Theater, William Shakespeare’s original theatrical venue, burns to the ground. June 29 1967 Actress Jayne Mansfield is decapitated in a car crash, when her convertible collides with a parked tractor-trailer. To downplay the gruesome death, sources spread the falsehood that only her wig flew off in the accident. June 29 ...

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2006 F.A.M.E. AWARD WINNERS ANNOUNCED

LOS ANGELES – The winners of the first Fans of Adult Media & Entertainment (F.A.M.E.) Awards were announced Saturday night June 24 during a live show during Erotica L.A. at the Los Angeles Convention Center.   Sponsored by Adam & Eve, GENESIS MAGAZINE, WantedList and AVN.com, the event was meant to give fans a chance ...

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