Ok…. fir the first set of 2 LA Clippers Tickets…….
When Van Halens Right Now first came on the radio… what band did Taylor Rain think this it was?
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Guys… you think your wife or girlfriend is cheating?
Here’s a sure fire way to make sure that shit ain’t happenin again!
I don’t how many of you shop at Wal-Mart, but this may be useful to know. I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you. Here’s how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking young girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts falling out of their skimpy t-shirts.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ and instead ask you for a ride to another Sam’s. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again
on Saturday and also yesterday and most likely tomorrow.
Here at Lukeford we like to bring you rhe latest in news and entertainment!
We saw that over 40,000,000 people read our story on VP Cheney’s Hunting Experience!
So we thought it best to take the time to bring you even closer to that experience.
Instead of writing stories for the last week, Taylor Rain and Scott Fayner went to Barnes and Noble, bought a book on Atari Gaming, Flash and PHP programming and they created a great new game for you all to enjoy.
Something that will make you like Dick!!!
Ladies And Gentlemen…. you too can be a duck hunter…. CLICK THE PICTURE TO PLAY
Once There Was a Way To get Back Homeward!!!
Fayner Posts: Ben Bratt, male porn star, is a thief. While on set he stole a pair of Paul Frank sunglasses. He then shot for said company again and stole a $500 digial sony camera. If you choose to use this guy, don’t take your eyes off of him.
