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Archive for February 20th, 2006

We posted here last week that Tim Myren, the founder of Naughty Talent, had been pushed out of his own company.

We also speculated that with Tim forced out that his two big name stars who also happen to be roommates, DAISY and JESSI SUMMERS would probably leave with him.

We were correct!!!

Tim brought both Daisy and Jessi to meet with LA Direct owner Derek Hay over the weekend and we’re happy to report that both girls will now be represented by LA Direct!!

To book either Jessi or Daisy… contact LA Direct at 818-752-5080

February 20, 2006

WHAT’S THAT SMELL???? Author: Scott Fayner

This was a letter posted in a San Francisco Magazine called Craig’s list.  The subject is a little foul but I could not stop laughing, enjoy!!

Dear person in the Islanders Restaurant bathroom, While I don’t make a habit of calling people out on their movements I need to put this one out there. YOU SIR, need to start each and every day with a bran muffin. Do you have the bird flu? In 26 years on this planet I have never heard, heard of, had or otherwise experienced as violent a shit as you took in the Islanders bathroom. It sounded like you were pouring out a 5 gallon bucket of ice water from 10 feet above
the toilet. My ears have never heard so horrific a sound as your liquid fecal being fired downward
between pockets of pressurized methane gas.

I was only there to wash my hands  before eating my lunch…but my appetite was foiled by your
ass-disaster. Moaning and wheezing in your stall while wave after wave of dysentery ran from your bowels.

What had you consumed?! Raw chicken, 2 bowls of chili, 1 bottle Ex-Lax and a gallon of milk? You single handedly ruined every molecule of oxygen in the room. 30 minutes later back at work it still seemed like someone had wiped a log of shit under my nose.

TITLE: WONDERLAND
GENRE: FEATURE
DIRECTOR: DCYPHER
CAST: Violet Blue, Charlie Laine, Trina Michaels, Candy Summers, Katie Morgan, Steven St. Croix, Herschel Savage, Evan Stone, Eric Masterson, James Deen, Kris Knight, George Kaplan

STUDIO: CAL VISTA / METRO INTERACTIVE
RUNTIME: 112 MINUTES
RATING: AAAA 1/2

A new love or new lust is a second chance, a door that opens places in your heart that you had shut away. It’s very like a drug - addictive and potentially lethal, but the right drug at the right time can cure one of the ills that matter. That change can rip a person into a new, whole thing, and director D. Cypher captures that life shift brilliantly here.

For family man/office drone Steven St. Croix, that lust/love arrives in the form of nubile temptress/hustler Violet Blue. St. Croix is in an ideal marriage to busty Katie Morgan, but he thwarts that by imagining her cheating on him in the vid’s hottest moments, with Evan Stone banging Morgan hard.

St. Croix’s daughter Candy Summers brings Blue into his life - she’s a roommate from college left alone for the holidays. Blue’s also a girl who turns tricks with older men, such as Herschel Savage, who wants her to call him daddy and brush her hair after their fuck. Nice and pervy.

St. Croix’s journey to his life-shattering girl is a compelling one, and in his opening fuck with Blue he is very vocal; he releases out loud and into her all of the fantasies he’s feared having.

Cypher leaves doubt in the viewer’s mind what the true turn of events is between the star-crossed fuckers, which is fair since any true lust is up for interpretation, between the parties involved, anyway. Whether what St. Croix had with his Shakespeare-quoting temptress was true or not, it was most definitely worth it for the feelings it brought back into his life and for the fine load bustin’ that occurred.

Barely legal girls are clearly the vehicle for freedom, so retailers should be aware of that for stocking purposes - oh yeah, it’s got that appeal in spades. Fans of the young girl genre have a great plot-based feature to hang their heart on with this.

Pre-noms: Best Video Feature, Best Director - Video to Cypher, Best Screenplay - Video to Cypher, Best Actor - Video to St. Croix, Best Actress - Video to Blue and Best Editing - Video to Sammy Slater.

Retailing: Your feature section - it’s not for every couple - recommend this with Cypher’s other excellent Metro feature, Prisoner.

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