Ok everyone, here’s a new music video that is sure to be a big hit in the US and abroad!
Kurt Lockwood is already in discussion to have his band pick up the rights to this song!
CLICK KURT AND ENJOY
Despite a press release a few weeks back saying basically that "Tim will handle the girls, which is what he does best and we’ll be bringing in some new people to run the business side’, Lukeford has learned that Tim Myren is OUT of the company the management company he started and founded, Naughty Talent.
What will this mean to two of the hottest girls in the business, Daisy and Jessi Summers? Who knows… their loyalties were always to Tim first… so stay tuned.
Sexy Superstar Still Represented By Top Agency
(Studio City, CA) Lisa Ann, who has been working for LA Direct Models since last September, has decided to leave her title of agent behind for now and return to what she loves best, performing.
"Working as an agent at LA Direct Models has been extremely exciting. When I first came to meet Derek, I had no intention of shooting or getting back in the business, I actually held out for four months until I was asked to shoot a boy girl for Suze Randall. We booked it and I loved it!" explained Lisa Ann. "After a couple of weeks of Derek’s tenacity about putting up some of the pictures from the shoot on the LA Direct site, we did and I knew then, that I would no longer be able to resist the temptation of shooting or feature dancing once again."
Lisa Ann was right, last week at Rouge she danced for the first time in over a year and performed to an awestruck audience. Her solo act combined showmanship, grace, style and experience that you just don’t see that often and is why demand for her performances in front of the camera are flourishing.
LA Direct owner Derek Hay responded to the departure by saying, "Lisa Ann has been a wonderful breath of fresh air at LA Direct and we are sorry to see her go, but since I persuaded her to relocate to Studio City, I guess we will still be seeing her pretty often."
The sexy superstar will continue to be represented by the top talent agency and looks forward to getting back to her roots as a performer in front of the camera and on stage.
Hay, who is delighted to continue working as Lisa Ann’s agent said, "We have been blown away at the response and demand out there for Lisa Ann and fully understand why Lisa wants to take full advantage of that demand and move back into acting full time for a while."
Lisa Ann points out "I had a wonderful opportunity with Derek Hay and everyone at the office, but I can no longer look out the window and wonder
what I am missing. I will be at the office whenever I can to bring coffees and laughs, but I will again be able to focus on my life as Lisa Ann, cut back on the extra responsibility and have some fun. I do believe I owe a lot to Derek for reminding me I still have it, and also for teaching me what hard work really is! I am just not ready for all that work yet when I can still play! I would like to thank everyone at LA Direct Models for their warm welcome and continued friendships."
Robert Moran will take over for Lisa Ann and Derek is thrilled to have him on board. "We have been training Robert since he joined the company approximately two months ago to eventually move into an agent role at Direct and thought this comes somewhat sooner than we expected, we welcome him to move upwards and he is excited at the challenges this promotion will bring."
Lisa Ann is available for filming, photo shoots and feature dance dates and can be booked through LA Direct Models by contacting them at www.ladirectmodels.com or by calling 818-752-5080.
LA Direct Model media inquiries may be directed to Janie Liszewski of High Profile Media at jj@highprofilemedia.com or 661-607-4891.
Fayner Posts: Anyone know this male performer named Eddie Charisma?
He’s Australian.
He also, according to sources, has the best tasting semen in the business.
The sources are him.
“I have the best tasting cum,” Eddie professed while visiting the Defiance office last week.
His secret, you ask.
Chocolate.
“I eat a lot of chocolate. My cum is sweet.”
Sweet. He has sweet-tasting cum. That’s so fucking sweet.
The real question is why Charisma was at the Defiance office in the first place.
The answer?
He wanted copy of the movie Taylor Rain directed for Torrid Ski Bitch, in which he was in, to critique his performance.
Is this gay?
Or just egotistical?
Or both?
We think both.
(and for the record, we think Charisma did a hell of a good job in Ski Bitch.)
(and also for the record, Winston Burbank says that Charisma does have the best-tasting cum in the business.)
Fayner Posts: Called Quaz last night ‘cause on the Simpsons there was a piano store named The Toothless Elephant and I had no one else to call about how damn funny it was.
“You working the rest of the week?” I asked him.
“No,” he shot back.
“How’d you score that?”
“This chick today I was shooting went and took a shit on the two guys she was working with.”
“That’s nasty,” I busted out, “but I hardly think that merits a four day weekend. You are a professional, Mike.”
“Following that she puked like five times all over herself.”
“Shit and puke, huh?”
“Shit and puke.”
“Have a nice weekend.”
Fayner Posts: Was out shopping for grape soda yesterday, a black dude approached me. The old sheltered Newton, Massachusetts Fayner would have been scared, but the new Hollywood Fayner simply just turned to the man and handed over his wallet.
No, just kidding.
Mason Dixon ain’t no flavor of the week director; articulate and suave, this Nubian God has what it takes to catapult himself and Black Ice into the almighty charts of popular pornography. Plus, he has nice shoes.
I mean, kicks. He has nice kicks. That’s how the homies say it, right?
Stay tuned for the complete interview I conducted with Mason Dixon during his friend’s holdup of the store we were in.
It’s shocking!
It’s historical!
It’s a black man talking to a white man while the white man has no clue what the black man is saying!
Fayner Posts: Anyone who knows Nathan AKA Winston Burbank knows the kid is strange to say the very least.
He’s as cheap as Jesus was. He eats the same damn thing every meal. He vacuums in his sleep. He’s nice.
Surprised he’s still alive, aren’t you? Me, too. Especially in Los Angeles.
It was Valentine’s Day afternoon, and Winston stopped by to grab his stuff that he left when he moved out. There was a bunch of it. He took four Ultimate Fighting DVDs and left the rest for later. Something about two guys grabbing for each other’s balls and rolling around the ground all sweaty and touchy-feely gets young Winston all warm inside.
“Hey,” I shouted to him as he was packing them into his car. “Did you steal my belt again?”
He did.
“What the fuck?” I yelled. “Didn’t I just get the fucking thing back from you after months of you wearing it and making it into a homosexual belt?”
“Yeah,” Nathan admitted. “I went skating and needed it.”
“I thought all black people – and Asher - wear their pants around their ankles as a remembrance for Slavery?”
“We do,” Nathan said, “but not when we’re roller blading.”
“I guess you learn something new every day. Anyway, can I have it back now?”
“Can I give it to you tomorrow? I’m going to an 18-plus night at the roller rink tonight for Valentine’s Day.”
“You’re what??”
There’s like four porno chicks who want to get what Winston has in his pants. Badly. They leave him messages about it. They tell me to tell him they want his cock.
And what does Winston do about this??
He goes to an 18-plus night at a roller rink on Valentine’s Day, that’s what.
What’s the deal with Winston Burbank?
Send your guesses to faynerpornbiz@hotmail.com
BIG BLACK DUDES, A PORNO CHICK AND SWEATY BALLS! … NO IT’S NOT AN INTERACIAL GANG-BANG, IT’S “WIN A DATE WITH A PORNO STAR TO AN UPCOMING LA CLIPPER HOME GAME”!!
Fayner Posts: That’s right, kiddos!
Thanks to the fine folks at www.pornstarstation.com, www.clubhardcore.tv and www.clubtaylorrain.com we’re offering a sweet contest for our loyal followers!
Available are 4 sets of Clipper tickets.
The winner of the first three week’s contests get free tix and a date with a yet-unnamed porno starlet to their choice of home game.
The final winner gets to see the game with Fayner, who may or may not cut a hole in the bottom of a popcorn box and let the winner give him a handjob during halftime.
Stay tuned for further details.
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer…
IN PRISON……….you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK………..you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON……….you get three meals a day.
AT WORK………..you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON……….you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK………..you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON………..the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK…………you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON……….you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK……….you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON………you get your own toilet.
AT WORK……….you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
IN PRISON……….they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK………..you aren’t even supposed to speak to your family.
IN PRISON……….all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK………..you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON……….you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ……….you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON ……..you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK………..they are called managers.
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