Luke Ford

Somewhere near Rochester, New York, Ed set out to bag his buck at 5:30 a.m.  By 11:30 a.m., he was exhausted and hungry–and still no buck.  At 12 noon, the mighty hunter Ed guards the remains of his lunch while a passerby snaps a quiet photo while trying not to startle the deer with a belly laugh.  

It’s good to focus on what’s important . .

Let’s get all bases covered . .

Clearly, you’re not wanted on this property!

LOS ANGELES –  Lacie Heart, a beautiful, easy-going California blonde dancer and actress, has become the latest Vivid Girl and will make adult films exclusively for industry leader Vivid Entertainment Group.

Now 19, Lacie is a native of San Francisco who grew up in Santa Barbara, where she was senior class president in high school and a soccer player. While attending college she started dancing in a gentlemen’s club at age 18, which led to modeling and acting in some adult films.

After only four months in the business, she was offered contracts by three adult studios.  She said she chose Vivid because she admires several of the Vivid Girls and wanted to act with them.

“I was impressed with Lacie’s naturally sexy California Girl look and spirit” says Steven Hirsch, co-founder and co-chairman of the company. “She has a wonderfully appealing fresh appearance that is also very, very hot.”

Lacie has loved horses and dogs since she was a young girl and now owns a small ranch in Southern California, where she raises Arabians and Siberian Huskies and “stays sane.”  She admires the free spirited, independent personalities of Arabians and Huskies and looks for the same traits in men. “Both in front of the camera and in my personal life I like ‘take command’ guys, but with girls, I like to be the one who is dominant,” says Lacie.

Lacie is 5’6” with perfect measurements of 34B/27/34.

Title: Filthy Anal P.O.V.

Cast: Alicia Alighatti, Mary Anne, Haley Scott, Hillary Scott, Brooke Haven, Courtney Cummins, Sacha, Benjamin Bratt, Anthony Hardwood

Company: Acid Rain

Director: Benjamin Bratt (Dan Dapper)

            Filthy Anal P.O.V. is a pretty by-the-books-type-gonzo release, but with a cast this strong you get some wicked action that will hold your attention.

            Alicia Alighatti is a dynamic performer and gets this film off to a great start working with the director. The fairly new girl, Mary Anne followed and she is making a strong impact as of late with her good looks and classic sex skills. The Scott girls follow with Haley first in the third scene. I am really into Haley and feel she could have been a bigger star than she actually is. Here she wanted it super rough with smacking and being spit on by Bratt.

            This Chicago-land beauty, Hillary Scott is more then willing to do whatever you ask. Just look at how many films she has been in lately. Here she works with Anthony Hardwood and Bratt. For lovers of foot sex, this scene will certainly excite your conscious.

            The film ends with Brooke Haven and Courtney Cums. The pair of girls in one scene works best for this film. It gives you a better look in to more options. I like the chemistry these girls had together. It was a nice way to close out this solid effort from Bratt and Acid Rain.

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually  she slept through the class.  

One day her teacher, a nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me  Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"   

When Mary Margaret didn’t stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting  behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!"  shouted Mary Margaret.   

The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.   

A little later, the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"    But Mary didn’t stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue  and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.   

"Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, "Very  good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.   

The Nun asked her a third question…"What did Eve say to Adam after she had  her twenty-third child?"  Again, Johnny came to the rescue.  This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing  in me one more time, I’ll break it in half!"   

The Nun fainted!

Title: Ecstasy In Blue

Cast: Terri Hall, Crystal Sync, Helen Madigan, Annie Sprinkle, C. J. Laing, Bobby Astyr, Eric Edwards, Marc Stevens; others

Company: Video-X-Pix

Director: Armand Weston

            I was only five-years-old when this film was released. God, who knew they made porn so awesome back then? But when you have a cast of porn legends including Annie Sprinkle, C.J. Laing, Terri Hall, you’re bound to get a top quality product.

            The premise of the film is the character Manny (Marc Stevens) who is a leader of a group in which he gathers horny women. One woman to join his cult is Laing because she is unhappy in her marriage, however her husband isn’t having it and the fun ensues.

            There are a total of seven scenes. Each scene is a lot of fun to watch and the majority of them are group efforts so you get a lot of action. This is how porn should be made in the 21 century.

Title: Doc MaCock

Cast: Nicole Sheridan, Julie Night, Nicki Hunter, Angela Stone, Shy Love, Voodoo, Chris Cannon, Nick Manning, Chris Charming, Evan Stone

Company: Hustler Video

Director: Caesar Bonobo

            When comedy and porn meet it has to be a nice balance between the two so it can work. With Doc MaCock you couldn’t get any better with a great amount of both subjects in one film.

            The plot of the film revolves around Evan Stone playing the Doc along with a few of his scientist buddies Chris Cannon, Nicki Hunter, Chris Charming and Voodoo. The group investigates the sexual dysfunction of others.

            Nicole Sheridan plays and airhead and Julie Night has a fetish for smells. Angela Stone appropriately plays a female gusher, Shy Love plays an oversexed slut and Nick Manning is an egotistic cocksman.

            In between each sex scene, which are all very well done, you get a does of slap stick humor which will surely make you laugh out loud. Doc MaCock is a very well orchestrated adult film with a nice equilibrium between sexy and funny.

CHATSWORTH, Calif. - Actor-director Manuel Ferrara has left Red Light District after two years and moved over to Evil Angel, which will distribute his Manuel Ferrara Productions.
 
Ferrara, AVN’s Male Performer of the Year for two years running, will stay at Red Light through the end of March, long enough to fulfill his commitments to the company. His first Evil Angel release is tentatively scheduled for May.

Red Light owner David Joseph and Evil Angel vice president of operations, Chris Norman, speaking to AVN.com on a conference call, were effusive in their praise for Ferrara and full of mutual admiration, asserting that there were no hard feelings between the two companies.

“This was entirely mutual,” Joseph said of Ferrara’s departure. “Everything is good between us. I’m really happy for Manuel. He’s the nicest guy in the world.

“He’s been on the fence about this for several weeks. He likes it here but I know that he has looked up to John Stagliano his whole life and that’s the team he wants to play with.”  

Norman said he wanted to make it clear that “there is no hostility between Evil Angel and Red Light District. Despite what you may hear, Evil Angel is not out to raid their directors.” He added that Stagliano has traditionally waited for a director to make a name for himself before inviting him to join the Evil Empire.  

“We’re delighted to have Manuel at Evil Angel,” he continued. “He really came up through the ranks, working for Christoph Clark and Rocco Siffredi [other Evil Angel directors]. We think this is the perfect home for him.”

Ferrara joins his former Red Light labelmate Erik Everhard at Evil Angel, but under much sunnier skies than Everhard, who is suing and being counter-sued by Red Light.

“I feel good,” the French-born Ferrara told AVN.com. “I have a lot of friends at Red Light District and everything is going well. But now I have a chance to go where I probably wanted to be always.”  

He said he’ll be shooting “what I love, gonzo, with intros [to the sex] that are a little bit more involved, like what I did in my series Mind Fuck, where the perversion of the situation will turn you on as much as the sex.”

Despite being part of the Evil Empire he said he’ll be “performing again for everybody,” including his friends at Red Light such as Michael Stefano. The working title for his first Evil Angel release, he added, is Evilution.

Lukeisback.com had a great interview with Dakota Cameron yesterday where Dakota obviously has some major issues with Lisa Ann.

I’ve known Lisa Ann since she was a Metro/Cal Vista contract performer. The comments made by Dakota are way off base. Lisa Ann has no insecurities, she has no ‘jealousy’ issues, she’s not envious of anyone and she’s not catty.

She was and always will be a contract star! She was a ‘Contract Girl’ when that term actually meant something. The girl made a boatload of money and here’s a great note… SHE SAVED HER MONEY AND INVESTED IT WISELY.

Dirct Models owner Derek Hay made a wise move bringing Lisa Ann in, because she’s someone the girls can look up to, she’s someone the girls can and should respect because she’s been to the TOP of this business, plus she follows Derek’s philosophy about the girls being on point, because back in the day you HAD to be on point! Lisa doesn’t talk bullshit out of her ass, she talks from experience.

Bottom line, Lisa Ann is a standup person, she’s all business, she’s seen everything in this business, she’s professional and respectful! Girls at Direct can learn from her!

I don’t know Dakota, but she’s a beautiful girl who does great scenes! So, Dakota… instead of looking at Lisa as an antagonist or an obstacle… look at her as an asset that can help your career. You paid Derek a lot of compliments, which are all true, Derek will make you a ton of money and he’s the best at what he does. But Lisa Ann is just like Derek, follow her, listen to her, work with her and she’ll help you make a lot of money!

Images Courtesy of ClubTaylorRain.com and ClubHardcore.tv … see more exclusive Pretty Girl and Hardcore Lisa Ann Photos and Video at both sites!

PHILADELPHIA - Digital Playground has recently found an Internet ally in TLA Raw.com. DP has chosen TLA to carry more than 120 of its titles on the site’s video streaming service, TLA On-Demand. Eighty will be available today, and the remaining 40 will be added throughout the month.

Customers will be able to see starlets like Jesse Jane, Devon, Teagan, and Tera Patrick in the privacy of their own computer screen in a pay-per-minute, streaming rental format or full film downloads.

In return, TLA On-Demand will give its customers more options for Digital Playground titles.  Normally, TLA On-Demand offers streaming rental for seven-day periods.  Digital Playground streaming, on the other hand, will be offered for two-day, seven-day and 30-day rentals.    

 “I’m happy to partner with TLA, and I look forward to a prosperous relationship,” said Digital Playground founder and director, Joone.

“We are thrilled that Digital Playground chose TLA On-Demand to stream its titles on the Internet,” said site manager Vanessa Keegan.  “We both share a commitment to quality at the highest level, and we are delighted that we can bring Digital Playground’s films and stars to our customers.”

For more information, visit www.tlaondemand.com.