Luke Ford

Grub Girl Release Signing and After Party at the Whisky A Go Go Feb 14^th

Irvine Ca -  NorthStar Associates in association with Verotik Publishing and Moorehead Productions is pleased to announce a Grub Girl store signing at Tower Video (www.tower.com) 8844 Sunset Blvd in West Hollywood (310)-657-3344 on Feb 14th at 7:00pm . Scheduled to sign are Brittney Skye, Eva Angelina, Craven Moorehead and special appearance by Verotik Publisher Glenn Danzig. Everyone that buys the DVD will also receive a Grub Girl t shirt. 

After the signing NorthStar Associates along with Pork Pie Percussion, ICE PIX, Schecter Diamond Series, and Monster Energy Drink invite everyone to come over to the Whisky A Go Go( www.whiskyagogo.com)  for the Grub Girl release party. There will be a VIP section , giveaways , and of course live music from bands on the Grub Girl Sound track including Skumlove , Dead Girl Corp, The Shift and Locke N Load. Doors open at 8:00pm.

Please contact Michael Atkins @ mikea@northstarassociates.com  for RSVP information.

TMFR WRITES:

HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH NATE THIS MORNING AND ABOUT VALENTINES DAY AND ABOUT HOW IT IS A FOR SURE LAY DAY!!!!!! REALLY??? NATE SAID!!!!

TR: FUCK YA

NATE: IVE NEVER EXPERIENCED VALENTINES DAY WITH A WHORE!!

TR: REALLY??? OH IM ON A MISSION  TODAY TO FIND YOU A GOOD HOOKER THAT WILL SUCK YOUR BIG FAT COCK!!!!

NATE: RIGHT ON!!!!

TR: OH YOU HAVE TO SPEND MONEY ON SOME ALCHOL TO GET THAT BITCH DRUNK!!!!

NATE: HOW MUCH???

TR: NATE YOU WANT TO GET YOUR DICK SUCKED??? DONT YOU???

NATE: THATS A HOLLER!!!!!

TR: ITS GOING TO BE A FRICKIN PARTY TONIGHT ALL AROUND THE HOUSE!!! OH WAIT IT ALREADY IS!!!! THERE SHOOTING HERE TODAY! PEACE OUT!!! ON A MISSION!!!!

PS: BITCHES HIT ME UP!!!!

TMFR

Fayner Posts: This was too silly to not write about, even if it is about my boss Ms. Taylor Muthafucking Rain.

We went out to lunch yesterday at P.F. Chang’s in Woodland Hills, TMFR and I, in her sweet-ass Escalade. The parking lot was as full as it would be if Guy Lombardo was doing a free concert.

In other words, the parking lot was pretty much empty.

But TMFR, in complete TMFR fashion, drove past the free parking and stopped in front of the valet.

“What’s wrong with you?” I shouted.

“What’s up, dawg?”

“You just drove past like fifty free spaces. The valet is actually farther away then the free parking. Are you aware you’re a dumb-ass?”

Apparently she wasn’t aware she’s a dumb-ass cause she still chose to utilize the services of the valet.

“Will he be bringing the car over to us when we’re done with lunch, or will we have to walk through the freakin’ desert to get to the car?”

TMFR paid no attention to me, just paid the valet and walked the extra 200 feet to the restaurant. Porn chicks. Damn.

In other PF Chang’s news, we ran into Mark Davis when we were leaving and are happy to announce that the popular male sex performer does not have cancer.

Did he even have cancer? You may ask. Well, no, he didn’t, but when we asked his what he was up to he said “well, my scene just got cancelled and I’m out for a ride on my Harley” which to both of us sounded quite a bit like “well I just got cancer and I’m out for a ride on my Harley” when mixed with a British accent.

Fayner Posts: ZT schlub Travis Nestor called me up today and asked if I would be his Valentines Day Whore. I declined politely, then asked him why he is so gay. He quickly changed the subject.

“Put up something about how we’re looking for Valentines Day Whores to take out!”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah!”

“Okay,” I told Travis, not sure just what this entails.

Therefore, we are currently taking applications from whores who wish to spend the evening with us as Valentines Day Whores. We’ll get all dressed up and go out to some super expensive eatery, drink and dine on endangered species and then dine-and-ditch. Next stop may or may not be a dimly-lit park where the chicks will suck cocks until we’ve decided they’ve had enough. Then we’ll leave them to fend for themselves.

Any takers? It’s a golden opportunity to get some free food and free press.

If I wasn’t a dude I’d volunteer.

Call us on the Valentines Day Whore Hotline 323 397 2890

Fayner Posts: Got word - that is, word is out – about some Poloroid pictures showing a big name female star during hardcore sex with some dude some years