Luke Ford

Ok, this is not some photoshop shit!

I SAW these with my own eyes, and you will too… soon.

Someone has surfaced with polaroids of a WELL KNOWN female actress from a MAJOR television series.

What kind of polaroids you ask? HARD FUCKING CORE… sucking, fucking, and pop shot!!!! The shots appear to be from a younger period in this fine actresses’ life, but nonetheless they are NASTY and downright XXX and there is NO mistaking who this person is!!!

The owner of these photos is meeting with some high profiled adult magazines to sell the photos.

Maybe we’ll have them for you here on LF? Maybe, who knows. BUT you will for sure see them in a major mens publication soon.

Fayner Posts: Oh boy.

Opponents of the Bush Administration couldn’t ask for better news than this. It’s like Heaven came down and said hello, handed us $20 and left. Actually, much better than that. That isn’t even good. Not like this.

Sure, it was an accident. No one would think otherwise. But the fact that Cheney – who many consider the most powerful man in the World – went and shot one of his friends just goes to show you how inept this man, along with those he chooses to surround him, really is.

It was reported that an ambulance was present at the time of the shooting in case the Vice President got ill from his serious condition. Sweet. The man he shot only survived because the VP is so sick he needs an ambulance by his side at all times. Don’t you think any man or woman that NEEDS an ambulance to tail them so that they don’t keel over and die should maybe think twice about going out into the woods with a deadly weapon?

I guess not.

I guess the dumb asses shall inherit the Earth.

But throughout all of this, isn’t anyone aware at how fucking cool it is to be a guy who was shot and almost killed by the Vice Prez of the United States of America? Damn.

Fayner Posts: Oh, you missed me, didn’t cha? That’s super cute. Almost to a point of being gay. Teetering, you are, on the cusp of fagdom. Sweet.

I took the fucking week off ‘cause I lost the internet connection I was stealing. Plus, my computer’s been acting up and I nearly smashed it like I did my last one. Instead of doing that I chose to just kick back and not write anything for the week. Sweet.

Plus, I’m a lazy lazy lazy man.

Deal with it.

We got lots of good stuff coming up for the second half of February, despite me being scheduled for Jury Duty starting on Wednesday. For this, I’m gonna do the complete opposite of recently-became-American ZT director Mike Quasar and act smart during jury selection (Act being the key word here) instead of like a total dumb-ass, ‘cause from what Quaz told me midway through his trial as jury member, they’re looking for dumb-asses to sit on a jury. I don’t want to be selected for jury duty; not because I’m against the trial process and America, but because I care about providing you with the very best in whatever it is that I do.

Lots of good stuff indeed.

Fayner Posts: A friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of mine who watches The Tyra Banks Show called me up the other day (Friday?) and demanded I switch channels on my television and check out the popular chick show for a minute.

What did I find? What was it that I was looking for on this stupid show?

Did it have anything to do with the transsexuals being paraded around the stage like the freaks in a small town carnival that are poked at and pointed at and laughed at and then, after all of that, are felt badly for.

On the stage were four transsexuals, count ‘em, four, and they were being exploited for the sake of Tyra’s ratings. Well, maybe not ‘cause I wasn’t really paying attention enough to get the essence of the program, but there were four transsexuals and they were being photographed.

By the way, a transsexual is a dude who you think is a chick until you notice that they have a dick bigger than yours. Then you puke, followed by a moment where you ponder having sex with her (him) anyway followed by more puking and more pondering and then some crying ‘cause you probably received oral pleasure from him nonetheless.

Fag.

Anyway, to make a short story longer, one of the transsexuals who appeared on the show is the same transsexual that works at AIM Healthcare taking blood from many of the adult performers in the Valley.

“The worst part about it,” a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of mine who watches The Tyra Banks Show tells me, “is she (he) says things like ‘see you later, sweetie’ as you’re walking out of the office, so if you’re off to do a scene it’s a total buzz-kill.”

Year after year, she still looks amazing. Catch these great photos provided by Mallcom of Jenna Jameson’s Superbowl Party.

OH YA, and check out the Love Twins she brought along with her!!

Taylor Rain came home late this morning to surprise her soon to be husband!

Problem is, he wasn’t expecting her AND he wasn’t alone.

We caught this picture of him trying to get off SCOTT-free.

Great footage caught yesterday of Taylor Rain out joyriding on the 405 Freeway!!

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Last week I was on the set of a new production from a new production company… Sinsation Pictures.

I was there to drop off lunch to Taylor Rain, and in the process I watched a madhouse of a production set. The company was shooting 2 mocies simultaneously. One was a latin title and one was a lesbian title. There were 5 lighting guys, 3 camera guys, 4 PA’s, a full time cook in the kitchen, and a bunch of pimps showing up at the door with thei hookas!

I ran into Daisy who was being pumped hard by Jenaveve Jolie and Dee with a massive dildo! Deel also happened to the Production Manager for the shoot.  Daisy had her new black Escalade with 24′ wheels parked outside. Jeneveve looked incredible and Dee looks better than she did 7 years ago! The three pulled off an incredible 3 way lesbian scene, with most of the dialogue in Spanish.

Big boob Brooke was a late addition, she was called in to replace a no-show. She got there at 11AM and left at 9PM, without shooting anything!!

Jasmine Byrne was laying on a couch in panties and bra looking cute as hell, getting acquanted with Evan Stone.

Shy Love was giving details of her new production company and how they’re off to such a fast start. Shy is the new spokesperson for the 10 Network, which she’s very proud of. Shy is also taking her company and newly signed contract girls to Jamaica in few months to shoot some videos. 

The there was August, the main squeeze of Tyler Durden. August looks amazing! I MEAN AMAZING!! She’s been in the business for a few years now and keeps looking better and better! She chatted with TMFR for a few minutes and then off to do her scene, always with a smile!! On another note, Tyler is preparing for his directing debut.

Cindy Crawford showed up during the day, her and Kelly Erikson left for Burbank Airport for a store signing in Oregon!

The house got raided by undercover cops around 9:15PM… the permits were until 10PM so the cops took 40 minutes to let the crew know they needed to be out by 10PM, which basically cost thgem their last scene.