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Archive for February 1st, 2006

TMFR is officially bored and has nothing to do!!!

Please email us at webmaster@lukeford.com and let us know if you have any good ideas for things she should be doing.

She can’t direct every day of the week, so she gets antsy!! We need to find things for her to do on a day to day basis.

As of now she gets up, smokes some weed, has coffee, smokes some weed, showers, smokes some weed, eats some cereal, smokes some weed, calls fayner and complains, smokes some weed, plays with Dick Bandit, smokes some weed… and then watches TV and naps.

The best email ideas for TMFR will receive $100 in FREE PORN!!!!

TMFR WRITES:

My anal creampie movie, SPUNK IN THE TRUNK, got 4 A’s from AVN.

I directed that movie, 5 scenes, in one day!!!!!

Say something… come on now!!!

SPUNK IN THE TRUNK directed by TAYLOR RAIN
Full Review

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Content Rating: AAAA

Review: Masturbating babes interrupted by lurkers with hard cocks is the thematic thread here, and Rain delivers plenty of trunk spunk as well. Those into rougher stuff will be tickled by Julie Knight’s suck and fuck fest with Alex Sanders and Brian Surewood. Sanders chokes her briefly and hits her on the back of the head while she blows him, asking "You like when I do that?" and saying, "Good" after she answers "Not really."

Unusual camera angles and Missy Monroe’s impressive ball-lick-during-blowjob technique makes her scene with Anthony Hardwood noteworthy, though the audio syncing leaves something to be desired.

Pre-nom Best Specialty Release - Squirting.

Retailing: Keeani Lei, hardcore and internal pop enthusiasts.

 
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery, Trailers
February 1, 2006

LAY OFF DEREK Author: Scott Fayner

Dick Bandit Writes:

Too many people are bashing Derek Hay these days. So, here’s my 3 cents.

I’m sure he is a worthless prick, I’ve seen him in this house on set and yes he’s a little arrogant fucker who sticks his chest out like a tough guy around 105 pound chicks but hides behind doors or under desks when confronted by pitbulls or guys. Make fun of him, call him arrogant, call him gay, call his Astin a pathetic attempt at manhood. BUT, call him a good Talent Agent.

His girls show up to set 90% of the time. He always has the newest and freshest talent. He keeps people informed of new talent with professional email blasts and he goes as far as to keep you up to date on talent that’s been in his stable for some time by sending out "reminders". He has a great staff of people like Richard, Kelly, Fran and Lisa that will bust their ass to get a director what he or she needs to make a shoot. If someone flakes on a set guess who 99% of the directors call for a last minute girl…. DIRECT. Bottom line, Derek and his agency are reliable!!!!!

Derek steers the girls into directions that enhance their careers, mainstream gigs, dancing, cable shows, contracts. Or he steers them to the money if that’s their route, escorting. BUT the key point there is he steers them, but ultimately the talent has the final say.

Basically Derek is a middle man for the talent and the studios. He may not be the brightest of them all, spend five minutes having a conversation with him and you’ll realize he has less intelligence than Kurt Lockwoods asshole, but it’s not his job to be smart, it’s his job to deliver talent to sets and to deliver good paying jobs to the girls. So, regardless of his attitude or shitty personality, call it like it is. He’s a good middleman and provides a service to this industry that makes it better for all involved.

I just heard that Cindy Crawford has just sold her home in Las Vegas and is moving back to the Valley. She’ll be continuing her Feature Dancing here in LA, as well as touring. But more importantly, expect her to start shooting scenes regularly now that she’s back in the Valley and she’ll be directing too.

You can book Cindy through the Modeling Matrix talent agency run by Taylor Rain and Kelly Erikson, just email TMFR at taylor@clubtaylorrain.com to book Cindy, Winston Burbank and see who else is available.

Cindy Crawford photos courtesy of ClubTaylorRain.com and ClubHardcore.TV

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More than 10,000 photos and 50 Gigabytes of Video available to members on ClubHardcore.TV. And to catch a peek inside the life of Taylor Rain, visit her official website at ClubTaylorRain.com where you’ll find her daily rants, plus tons of exclusive photo and video content of Taylor and her friends.

February 1, 2006

THE NEW ARAB DEZ? Author: Scott Fayner

BRAD AT WWW.PORNOHS.COM SENT THIS IN. IT IS A CLOSE RESEMBLANCE TO AMERICAN DEZ, DON’T CHA THINK?

BRITTNEY SKYE POSTS ON MYSPACE: Alright Fuckers! Here we go, only a few days left till Chuck and Randy fight again…..FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!! Im gonna be there! Right up front getting fucking bloody!!!!!!! I wont satisfied till I get blood or sweat sprayed on me…..lol……Dude and how fucking good was last monday……that dude that got knocked out 11 seconds, or the fucking guy that pulled that triangle out after getting his face cut open, gushing blood, I’ve never seen so much blood in a UFC fight, that was fucking sick! Fucking Bonnar making Irvin tap in round fucking 1, fuck all u fucks that said it was gonna be a war…. I said it would be fucking quick!!!!

So now next Saturday in vegas plus Superfuckingbowl Sunday…..Which I’m going for the Steelers!!!!! I love my life!!!! Dude, its gonna be great!!!!! Prediction time!!!!! I like Jardine, Hinkle( i have a rad pic with him all fucking bloody), Riggs…yes im going for Riggs again, after I lost my ass off againist Matt last time, I still have faith in Joe Riggs pulling through againist Diaz……. Buenitello, Mir…cant decide between Vera and Eilers… and yes of course Chuck the Iceman Liddell is gonna knock Randy Couture out again!!!!! I love Randy but Chuck is the fucking man!!!!! I love watching him, its gonna be sick!!!!

Me and a bunch of other hot chicks are hosting the after party for Chuck!!!! So, I”ll post where as soon as I hear….Were gonna celebrate his victory like rockstars or cockstars….whatever works!!!! Get fucking crazy!!!!!!

 

 

Dick Delaware Sends this: my cell phone is at my brothers house I have news that took place at AIM yesterday with D WISE(black talent) and myself. I saw This pimp looking guy with a DW gold chain and I realized he was the guy that was fucking my girlfriend Layla Rivera and showing up at parties with her while her and I were going out and having problems. I confronted him and he pleaded with me and insisted that I had the wrong guy and that he didnt know who she is. He was scared and would not leave AIM beacease I told him I will C U outside and I waited 4 hiz ass outside and parked down the street to wait for him to exit AIM. He and all the employees at aim were looking for me and he never left AIM so finally left as I couldnt beat him down at AIM in front of all those witnesses. D WISE is a Pimp a Liar and a coward!!!he should be careful whoz girlfriend he fucks and takes to a PORNO party. He was seen by Brian and confirmed by Scott Lyons to have been at more than one of thier parties with Layla during that time.HE FINALLY GOT PUNKED YESTERDAY!! ihope u can print that-aaron/dick


Brad Thomas & Craven MooreHead’s 2006
2nd Annual
B I R T H D A Y B A S H

Montmartre Lounge - Day After Night Club -
Saturday The 4th of February 2006
THIS YEAR IS SIMPLE. IT’S OUR PARTY AND THAT MEANS IT’ S GOING TO BE A RUCKUS. WE DID NOT HIRE ANY HOSTS THIS YEAR(BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL COMING ANYWAY, & WE DON’T WANT ANYONE TO FEEL LEFT OUT) OR ANYTHING FANCY EXPECT OUR 4 BEAUTIFUL DANCERS (WHICH ARE A STAPLE AT THIS EVENT EVERY YEAR). THIS IS THE ONE DAY OUT OF THE YEAR THAT IS ALL ABOUT US SO PLEASE COME OUT, SEE US AND GET LAMBASTED WITH EVERYONE ELSE!! CRAVEN & I WILL TAKING OVER THE VIP SECTION OF THE HOTTEST SATURDAY NIGHT IN TOWN, THE DAY AFTER Night Club!! BY THE END OF THE NIGHT WE WILL HAVE JUST TAKEN OVER THE ENTIRE CLUB IN A FIT OF CHAOS!! SO WITH THAT SAID HURRY UP AND MAKE YOUR RSVP NOW!! WE WOULD LOVE TO SEE U!!

NOTE: GUYS BRING LADIES. DON’T DARE WALK UP TO THAT DOOR WITH YOUR CREW OF DUDES OR I WILL HAVE CRAVEN PUMMEL YOU!! THAT IS MY ONLY BDAY REQUEST!!

Doors Open @ 10:00pm - Entrance in the Back -
Off Highland - Across the street from Renaissance Hotel
Limited VIP Bottle Tables available. I am saving a few VIP tables on either side of Mine & Craven’s Table for any of our friends who would like to purchase one. We would like to have all our friends have every table in the house which can be done. Please let me know ASAP!!
SPECIAL GUEST DJ MIKE PALMERI THROWING DOWN SOME ASS SHAKING ROCK & ROLL & AND OF COURSE ALL THAT OTHER STUFF YOU LADIES LIKE TO DANCE TOO!!!!

The Day After is Located @ 6757 Hollywood Blvd
Enter in the Back!!
RSVP INSTRUCTIONS
Email Brad
@intoxicateu.com
U can also call direct @ 818 515 3760

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