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Fayner Posts: Ah, Ryan Starr. Remember her? She was the chick I saw on the tv and decided to write something about in hopes of getting to bang her. she responded instantly, we flirted, she wanted another girl involved, i agreed, we tried to agree on a porno chick to invite and before we could she vanished into the thin air. i can’t remmber if i scolded her for liking post-DLR van halen and she freaked or if she was just teasing. whatever, it made for content.

anyway, i got this picture in my email showing the mormon Ryan Starr playing the part of a straight-to-video smut slut.

i like her great ass. it seems like a nice place to enter with a penis. my penis, not yours. she’s too good for your penis.

plus, i deserve her more than you do ’cause i spent like 4 hours trying to get her to fuck me.

I can tell she thoroughly enjoys dick. Good for her. Bad for me ’cause she won’t let me fuck her.

HERE’S SOMETHING FROM OUR ARCHIVES ABOUT RYAN STARR

Fayner Posts: Remember Ryan Starr? She’s that sexy American Idol/Surreal Life chick that I attempted to date using limited knowledge and this web site. She answered my call, we exchanged heated emails in which she outlined a strict chain of instructions for me to follow before getting together. I did my part. I think that scared her, well, that or anything she may have read about me on this site, ’cause she ceased communication.

Guess now I’ll go about this another way. Playing ball is a thing of the past. I can’t continue acting like I think she’s the only one who can tame me. It didn’t work. Time to be honest and crude.

I want to fuck Ryan Starr. In the ass. In the cunt. In the mouth. I want to show her how a real sleazeball does things using my dirty dick and bag of drugs. She’ll be walking funny for a week.

Okay, fine, walking funny for a day and a half. She’ll never be the same, I promise that.

MACOMB – Adult film star Ron Jeremy turned articulate storyteller Monday night as he spoke about his life and career to a packed house of Western Illinois University students.

More than 1,000 WIU students lined up well over one hour before the performance to hear Jeremy talk about his new film career and his making of hundreds of adult films.

Jeremy was originally scheduled to be at WIU several months ago but was forced to cancel because filming on his latest movie went over schedule.

Before the show, Jeremy said he likes speaking to college students, with many of his shows consisting of debates with anti-pornography spokeswoman Susan G. Cole.

“We’re friends, but on stage we’re brutal to each other,” he said.

Jeremy said most college-age students associate him more with recent appearances in mainstream films and the VH-1 network show “The Surreal Life,” instead of seeing him as an adult film star.

“They know me from other places,” he said. “The younger folks get to know you not from porn.”

On Monday night Jeremy launched into a raunchy 20-minute comedy routine about his career before settling down to talk with students about the laws involving pornography and his life before adult films. Students gave him a screaming standing ovation as he took to the stage.

Jeremy said he has bachelor’s degrees in education and theater with a master’s degree in special education. He taught mentally handicapped children for one year before entering the adult film industry.

He then decided to pursue theater as a career, starting off working “off, off Broadway.”

Jeremy said he was a starving actor before he started making adult films. Since then he has made several appearances in more mainstream films but said it’s difficult to get serious roles in family-oriented media.

“I get a lot of roles, but not a lot of reoccurring roles,” he said. “You won’t see (adult film actors) selling toothpaste.”

After Monday’s appearance, Jeremy stayed around to sign autographs and have his picture taken with students.

Friday, February 3rd at Zoo Bar in Downtown Detroit

Hosts Are Jenna Jameson, the Vivid Girls and the ClubJenna Girls

The Top Exotic Dancers with Deja Vu Gentlemen’s Clubs to Perform

WHO: Jenna Jameson, Vivid Girls and ClubJenna Girls will co-host event. Exotic dancers from the Deja Vu Gentlemen’s Clubs around the country to perform private dances. Numerous celebrities and top pro athletes will attend.

WHAT: A non-stop celebration with lots of attractions: The Vivid Girls and ClubJenna Girls will model the latest lingerie styles from Coquette in two separate fashion shows. Music for the evening provided by DJ Mark Ronson. A premium open bar and VIP areas are also featured.

WHERE: Zoo Bar, 415 East Congress in downtown Detroit

WHEN: The party starts at 9 p.m.

About Vivid and ClubJenna:

Together Vivid Entertainment Group and ClubJenna, Inc. make up the adult world’s most powerful alliance. Vivid is the world’s leading adult film company with wide brand-name awareness through its films and licensing programs that extend to advertising, apparel, book publishing (including the bestseller How to Have a XXX Sex Life by the Vivid Girls), virility supplements, condoms, snowboards, calendars, comic books and a variety of other products. With Jenna Jameson as its CEO, ClubJenna, Inc., is a Scottsdale, Arizona-based management firm and production studio that also develops and markets Internet sites. She’s the author of the best-selling memoir, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale. ClubJenna has a roster of exclusive top adult stars, including Chanel St. James, Jessie Capelli, McKenzie Lee, Sophia Rossi and Ashton Moore.

Note about the Hosts: At the Jan. 7th AVN Awards (the “Oscars” of adult) Ms. Jameson was inducted into the AVN Hall of Fame. Vivid Girl Savanna Samson received Best Actress award for the second time and ClubJenna Girl McKenzie Lee was named Starlet of the Year.

Vivid Girls attending the event include: Ms. Samson, Briana Banks, Lanny Barby, Sunny Leone, Lyndsey & Lacey Love (The Love Twins), Monique Alexander and Stefani Morgan.

In addition to Jenna Jameson, ClubJenna Girls attending the event include: Ashton Moore, Sophia Rossi, McKenzie Lee and Chanel St. James.

Contacts
For more information and passes for working press:
Jackie Martin/800-762-4761 or Jackie@vivid.com.
Press pack available at vividclubjennabowl.com.

“I THINK I HAVE CANCER, SO CAN YOU BRING ME A SMOOTHIE?”

-ALLSTAR DIRECTOR VINCENT VOSS

A man glancing at pornography while he was driving Friday on state Route 840 was arrested for allegedly forcing other motorists off the highway, a sheriff’s deputy reported.

David Kennedy, 33, of Old Hickory was charged with felony reckless endangerment after motorist Deborah Dotson of Buckingham Drive obtained an arrest warrant against him Friday evening.

Dotson called the sheriff’s office about 4:35 p.m. to report Kennedy was driving erratically on state Route 840 near Almaville Road in western Rutherford County.

Deputy Tony Hall reported Kennedy was allegedly looking at a pornographic magazine while driving, nearly running Dotson off the road several times.

She followed Kennedy to the Rutherford-Wilson County line where Hall stopped him.

“When I made contact with the driver of the suspect vehicle, a Mr. David Kennedy, there were several pornographic magazines on the seat next to him,” Hall reported.

Dotson obtained the arrest warrant charging Kennedy with endangering her while driving. He was booked into Rutherford County Adult Detention Center. A hearing on the charge is set Feb. 22 in General Sessions Court.