Fayner Posts: I figure that by this time I’m pretty much more popular than any porno performer. Haven’t you seen the lines to get my autograph at the Vegas convention? Sure, the lines happen to be up in someone’s room on a mirror, but I even recall Jenna Jameson remarking once how she wishes she was as famous and well-liked as I am.
Some day, Jenna. Some day.
Tonight I will be over at Rouge watching Jenna Presley shake her rump to music. You should come by and see me.
Maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of Jenna up on stage, but I know it will be difficult to take your eyes off me.
See you there.