INTRODUCING THE WINSTON BURBANK PERFECT PENIS DILDO

Fayner Posts: Rumor has it a huge bidding war broke out by novelty sex companies to make this dildo. I can’t reveal which company secured the rights to put this on the shelves, but I hear it was a six figure deal.

The guy who fitted the mold over Winston’s awesome cock was heard saying, "God damn that’s a big beautiful penis!"

The life-like replica of Winston’s famous dick measures 11 inches long and 5 inches thick, and because no one is really sure just what color Winston is, the dildo comes in three colors: White, Black and Latino Brown.

The Winston Burbank "Perfect Penis Dildo" will be available for Christmas

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