Fayner Posts: Free alcohol, like slutty whores, is an awesome thing! Not many people argue about either unless they’re not into either thing. But then they wouldn’t be reading this and we could give a shit about them, right?
Britney Rears 3 is a wild-ride-to-the-dirty-side that we here endorse as an appropriate tool for sexual release. Yippee!
I’ll be the guy fucked up and hitting on chicks with fear in their eyes. Don’t bother coming up and asking me for drugs. I don’t share with the likes of you assholes. Just kidding.