A POEM ABOUT BRITNEY REARS 3: BRITNEY GETS SHAFTED!
BY SCOTT ALEXANDER FAYNER
once, twice, three times a slutbag
this movie makes me glad I’m not a fag
’cause britney or hillary or whatever her name is
makes my willy jump for joy and shoot out jizz!
with time machines and whores who travel back in time
I’m sure to unleash my seed in record time
and we can’t forget jenna presley’s rocking bod
God I’d like to pound her, wish travis would give me the nod!
Oh boy, I wish every porno was this good
I bet I’ve shot enough sperm to fill up a carton of Hood
If I were you I’d go buy this flick
If you don’t believe me just ask my dick…