Fayner Posts: I can’t take a picture worth shit. But I’m trying ’cause there is no better place on Earth except maybe West Philly to shoot porno content; fields of flowers of all shapes and colors, gorgeous beaches and pretty much anywhere you look that doesn’t have a bunch of old tourists hobling down the street window shopping. And all this without paying for location. I know, I know, NOTHING compares to the swimming-pool-by-the-house scenario that’s been hacked to pieces for years by everyone from me to Quasar.
Anyway, we were scouting locations here and thought a bar scene in an actual bar on the island would be super keen. Sure, I have no real skill and we had no appropriate lighting etc but when our friend "Blurry Rocks" offered the establishment he manages once a week as a place to shoot, we had to give it a try, right?
Taylor had bought a tiny carrot at the market, but forgot it. But the Jamaican guys that work in the kitchen at the place we shot at (I guess naming it would be wrong as that who wants to sit at a bar eating and drinking that has been used as a platform for a porno chick and her vegetables?) had picked out an enormous carrot earlier in the day for her to use…what swell guys, huh?
I hope the pictures came out okay, I really do. If they don’t we’ll just have to stick to daytime outside locations. But the carrot was huge and Taylor got it super-far into her rectum?
(I’m now being pressured to go to the beach so I’ll finish the story later)