Fayner Posts: When I heard Craven and his beautiful girlfriend Leah broke up I was very sad, not because they were so cute together or because she’s very cool and hot; my sadness stems from the fact that with Craven back on the prowl my chances of getting any ass is now much less likely to happen. Chicks dig Craven. They like when he points guns to their head and calls them a whore. I can’t compete with that.
Fuck you, Craven. I hope you get crabs…
