RICK PATRICK (RIGHT) WITH TYLER DURDEN
EVERYONE AT LUKEFORD WISHES RICK THE VERY BEST ON HIS SPECIAL DAY! MAY HE GET ALL THE TONKA TRUCKS AND SILLY PUTTY HE HOPED FOR! WAIT, RICK IS MARRIED TO JESSE JANE, SO HE DON’T NEED ANY OF THAT SHIT. HE’S GOT THE TOP-NOTCH, GRADE-A PORNO STAR ALL TO HIMSELF. WHAT A LUCKY BASTARD. HAVE A GOOD ONE, RICK, WHEREEVER YOU ARE…AND GIVE FAYNER A CALL, WILL YOU????
