TMFR WRITES:
I DON’T KNOW IF YOU GUYS KNOW THIS BUT FAYNER LOST HIS KEYS MORE THAN A WEEK AGO. HE HAS BEEN BUMMING RIDES HERE AND THERE EVER SINCE THEN.
SO TODAY THE SCUMBAG THAT HE IS WENT TO WHERE HE LEFT HIS CAR AND MET THE LOCKSMITH!
NOW THAT HE GOT A KEY!!! HE HAS DISAPPEARED AND VANISHED!!! HE COULD BE ANYWHERE! I AM WORRIED CUZ I HAVE BEEN KEEPING HIM SOBER FOR LIKE 5 DAYS NOW AND THAT’S GOOD FOR FAYNER!
SO I WANT TO ASK YOU GUYS! WHERE DO YOU THINK FAYNER WENT TO???
1. WENT TO THE DRUG DEALER FOR HIS MEDICINE
2. WENT TO THE CARWASH
3. WENT TO GO GET HIS DICK WET
4. WENT TO BURGER KING
5. WENT TO LOLA’S HOUSE FOR A BJ THAT SHE OWES HIM.
6. WENT TO A FRIEND’S HOUSE TO TAKE A SHOWER IN THERE POOL
7. WENT TO WHOLE FOODS
8. WENT TO THE BANK
9. WENT TO THE MOVIES
10. WENT ON A ROADTRIP CUZ HE DOESNT WANT ME TO BUST HIS BALLS TO WORK WORK WORK!!!
TMFR
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