ONE MINUTE AND FIFTEEN SECONDS ON THE PHONE WITH TYLER DURDEN

Fayner Posts: I gave Tyler a ring Thursday night to see if he made it to Virginia Beach to see family and the System of a Down shows going on there this weekend.

He picked up on the fifth ring, and I was greeted by loud music from his end.

“Just checking if you got there okay,” I said.

“Thanks, man, that’s really nice of you.”

“What’cha up to?”

“Shit, I’m sitting in a strip club right now.”

“Having a good time?” I asked.

“You know it! I’m a fucking celebrity out here!

“Glad you’re having a good time.”

“Like always. [To someone on his end] Hey, where you going? Get back here. Damn, sweetie, you’re fucking hot! Can I…”

 

The phone went dead.

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