Dani Woodward is on her way to Hawaii with a new girlfriend and she doesn’t think you care!!!
from her MYSPACE page:
But Your Lack Of Interest Is Probably More Irrelevant Than You Think
Current mood: 
pleased
So, Im Sure You Are Absolutely Incapable Of Caring Less…Believe Me, I Understand…But Your Lack Of Interest, Is Probably More Irrelevant Than You Think, At Least, In Comparison With The Fact That Im Going To Hawaii Next Week…
Im Taking This Girl That Ive Been Slighting Dating…And By Slightly Dating, I Mean Enjoying Food & Sex With…Unless She Sees This, In Which Case ,That Was Obviously Just a Joke, & Yeah Beautiful, Of Course Im Deleting This Post… Im Doing It Right Now… You’re Right, That’s Wasn’t Funny, Don’t Know What I Was Thinking….So, Um…Are You All Packed For Maui Babe? …babe?
Oh! & I Have To Share With You How Frighteningly Absent Minded I Am…You Want In Right? Of Course You Do….Okay…So….In The Spontaneity Of "Planning" <~~& use that term loosely, This Trip, I Completely Mixed Up The Airport Codes…Wasn’t Until I Went To Get Directions From The OGG Airport To The Hotel That I Realize That OGG Designates Maui, Not Oahu….(see how i did that? i took the mood from boring~ly pointless to annoyingly trite…like it was nothin, like it was butta đŸ˜‰
Lets See…What Else….Hmmm, Anything Else About Me That Can’t Possibly Be Of Interest To Anyone, At All, Ever…Oh…Um…If You Want a Post Card…Email Me Your Address….Yeah…That Should Work…
