Fayner and Ahn: I was gonna make some joke about who has the bigger dick – the small cocked jew or the asian guy – but found it to be a little gay so I’m not writing it
Hannah Harper and Birthday girl Alaura Eden: someone dropped a stack of cash nearby and for some reason no one even noticed…wonder what they were looking at?
Let’s make a Danny Sandwich! Hannah, Danny and Alaura
Craven being Craven
I asked Jessica Jaymes for a piece of gum…she showed me her tits instead
Dez, Paige, Alaura and Chad: Makes you wonder how guys from O.C. get chicks