EMAIL FROM FAYNER’S COUSIN

Hey bud,

It was good to talk to you the other day.  I have no idea what the hell you’re doing with your life these days but I’m sure it goes something like this …. drugs, hard liquor, getting head from 20 year old porn stars, walking your dog, and maybe reading a magazine while taking a crap.

All i can say is,  I’m fucking jealous.

Especially cause you’re fucking younger women than me.  My girl is 23.  hahahaha

Anyway, just wondering if you were banging that girl who I said hi to the other day.  She seemed real fucked up.  But who isn’t fucked up in LA?.

Talk to you soon,

Fayner Says: We talked the other day? I don’t even remember that…

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