TONIGHT’S TYLER DURDEN B-DAY BASH IS LOOKING TO BECOME LEGENDARY

Fayner Posts: I can just see President Bush throwing a party exactly like this before he leaves office.

A Pre-Party…

Then three (3) limos going to On The Rox…a limo bus with a stripper pole, a Hummer limo and a normal one…

Then all night drinking and injesting and inhaling and snorting and popping (other people, not me) with porno stars, handsome porno reporters (me) and rock stars…

Then off to the afterparty…professional card tables, whore-waitresses, strippers and a surprize Tyler tells me will have me writing about for weeks to come…

If you’re a hot chick you should come to this.

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