JENNA PRESLEY: WHO’S YOUR DADDY?

Fayner Posts: I love chicks that can’t stop talking. It makes my job that much easier.

So last night Testa, Travis, Jenna and I were driving to the Shane’s World party. Jenna was talking.

"So, my mother tells me that the guy I always thought was my father is not really my father, but my step-father. Crazy, right?

"Crazy," I repeated.

"Think that’s crazy? Check this out – my mother tells me that my real father might be Paul Reynolds from A Flock of Seagulls!…

…But she’s not sure ’cause she was fucking another guy at the same time!"

"Are gonna try and find out?" I asked.

"Fuck, yeah!"

"You know he’s most probably dead broke, right?"

"Really? That sucks."

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