JENNA PRESLEY RECRUITING FOR UFO CULT?

Fayner Posts: The story as of now is still a tad unclear, but all I know for sure is a frantic Travis Nestor left a message on my machine late last night mumbling something about his new girlfriend trying to brainwash him into believing there are UFOs on their way to Northridge to pick them up and take them to another galaxy where Jenna is the Queen.

"I’m not ready to be a King," Travis said. "I mean, I still have trouble tying my sneakers. How can I rule a whole galaxy?"

Travis has still not shown up to work at Zero Tolerance today, and Jenna Presley is also missing.

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