Fayner Posts: Went to Michael Raven’s house warming party on Saturday night. Hey Michael, sorry I didn’t say goodbye and thank you. I guess what you said about how if you smoked one of my Marlboro’s you’d pass out, ’cause before I left I was "pissing" in the bathroom and saw you passed out in one of the many, many bedrooms of your huge mansion. I tried waking you up by yelling "Action!" a few times into your ear but you didn’t hear me.
So the "it" couple jessica drake and Brad Armstrong showed up. I like them. They must think I’m a cracked out psycho. But they tolerate me…just one of the sweet perks of being the #3 internet porno reporter!
So jessica (yeah, it’s all lower case) and I were chatting about what great food she wants to cook for me.
"Wow," I said, "you really do have a wonderful cum belly!"
"Cum," replied hot jessica, "goes in the belly, not on the belly," quoting an old saying by Taylor.
"Taylor used to say that all the time back when we were an item (sorry for reminding you of that Keith)!"
"Oh, I love Taylor," said jessica. "Holler!"