Fayner Posts: Yesterday I wrote about a call I got from Tawny Roberts, in which she stated that she was fucking a dog on her balcony. Although I never went there to verify the information, I am almost positive she was not in fact fucking a dog. But she did tel me that she was. But she wasn’t. I think. I hope. I guess.

Stop emailing me telling me it is my civil duty to report her. I mean, many times I too have told people over the phone that I was fucking a dog and I never was. Okay?