THE QUICKEST MOVIE REVIEW EVER

Fayner Posts: Pretty much a man’s brain becomes mush seconds after blowing a load. And when that man’s brain was mush beforehand it only gets worse. So I’m in one of them moods where I want to be dumb. I mean, dumber. It happens sometimes. I’ve just been dealing with some shit and wanted to forget about everything.

So I popped in Mayhem’s Young and Natural directed by Barrett Blade. It was a good move on my part. Here is the review I wrote from exactly one minute after successfully using it to satisfy myself to exactly two minutes after successfully using it to satisfy myself.

That’s one minute total you dumbasses.

And remember, my brain was shut off at this point, so excuse any dumbness…

wow fun sativa is super slutty and hot takes two dicks noit just one like a pro so doews harmony but i like sativa better cause i just do. penny flame is silly and fun but i just had to keep going bak to sativa wow fun

IF YOU WANT YOUR BRAIN TO BE THIS RETARDED TOO GO GET THIS MOVIE

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