Fayner Posts: Saw my buddy Stephen Hawkin at dinner last night at Sizzler. I got the steak.
We met at Mensa. Being the smartest man on the planet next to Hawkin it was obvious the two of us would become close friends.
“I’m working with one of your friends,” his voice box told me.
“Really?” replied me. “Who?”
“Julie Night.”
“That’s super, Stephen. Whatever for?
“This is very funny. Remember when you were young and you came up with the black hole theory and I took it as my own and became famous for it?
“Of course, Stephen. I attempted suicide five times because of that. Thanks for bringing that up. Very cool.”
“HA HA. Burn!”
“Want me to push you down some stairs?!!”
“Sorry, Fayner. Where was I? Oh, yes. Julie Night. Well, I’ve discovered that the anus of pornography actress Julie Night is the Universe’s smallest black hole. My findings are quite amazing.”
“Let me hear it, bro” I asked.
“That’s classified. You know that. NASA would have my balls for telling you their secrets.”
“That’s super, Stephen.