Golaie Entertainment Owner Eddie Wedelstedt was sentenced today to 13 months in a federal prison camp in Colorado.
He got 13 months in a camp, where he’ll have to work 30 minutes a day doing menial stuff, he’ll be served 3 hot meals a day in a cafeteria. There is always going to be at least 2 choices of meals… even Kosher if he wants!
He’ll play horseshoes, volleyball, croquet, ping pong, pool. He’ll enjoy Friday and Saturday night movies from Blockbuster. There will be a wonderful track for him to walk around while listening to his Walkman!!! he’ll have access to a minimum of 4 TV’s to watch during the day and evening, cable included.
There are weekend tournaments, like Spades, Domino’s, Chess. He can win soda for placing in the top 3. Or he can play against his ‘cubemates’ for sleeves of Tuna and Chicken (3 cans per sleeve) or Cigarettes!
He’ll get to go to commissary once a week and have a $250 a month spending limit! His job will only pay him $4.00 per month, so he’ll have to count on getting money orders into his account from friends. He can buy 2 books of stamps per week, which doesn’t count against his $250 per month.
He’ll have his laundry done for him every week. 3 days colors and 2 days whites.
There will be no bars, no handcuffs, no cells! Visits on Friday nights and all day Saturday and Sunday. If you’re a convicted felon you can’t visit him. He can make three 15 minute calls each day from a payphone!
Eddie will come out in 13 months refreshed and probably in very good shape, mentally and physically. GOOD LUCK EDDIE !!!! Lots of good stuff!!!!!!!
ONLY THING THAT SUCKS… FEDERAL PRISONS NO LONGER ALLOW PORN IN THEIR FACILITIES. SO HE CAN’T GET CATALOGS SHIPPED IN, AVN MAGS SHIPPED IN OR ANYTHING FROM HIS OWN COMPANY!!!!!
HOWEVER!!! The law came into effect in 1999, saying no NEW material could come in. BUT that didn’t include existing porn! So people trade porn (circa 1999 and before) like they do cigarettes!!
PLUS, no SKIING!