Fayner Posts: Anyone know this male performer named Eddie Charisma?
He’s Australian.
He also, according to sources, has the best tasting semen in the business.
The sources are him.
“I have the best tasting cum,” Eddie professed while visiting the Defiance office last week.
His secret, you ask.
Chocolate.
“I eat a lot of chocolate. My cum is sweet.”
Sweet. He has sweet-tasting cum. That’s so fucking sweet.
The real question is why Charisma was at the Defiance office in the first place.
The answer?
He wanted copy of the movie Taylor Rain directed for Torrid Ski Bitch, in which he was in, to critique his performance.
Is this gay?
Or just egotistical?
Or both?
We think both.
(and for the record, we think Charisma did a hell of a good job in Ski Bitch.)
(and also for the record, Winston Burbank says that Charisma does have the best-tasting cum in the business.)