Fayner Posts: Was out shopping for grape soda yesterday, a black dude approached me. The old sheltered Newton, Massachusetts Fayner would have been scared, but the new Hollywood Fayner simply just turned to the man and handed over his wallet.
No, just kidding.
Mason Dixon ain’t no flavor of the week director; articulate and suave, this Nubian God has what it takes to catapult himself and Black Ice into the almighty charts of popular pornography. Plus, he has nice shoes.
I mean, kicks. He has nice kicks. That’s how the homies say it, right?
Stay tuned for the complete interview I conducted with Mason Dixon during his friend’s holdup of the store we were in.
It’s shocking!
It’s historical!
It’s a black man talking to a white man while the white man has no clue what the black man is saying!