STUPIDEST HOOKER AWARD

Goes to: Nadia Stylez

Nadia Styles - Dumb Ass Hooker of the Week

I was getting high today at the house and my landlord calls me an says that Al is trying to get a hold of me. Al is the guy that hooks it up at Bank Repo Auto!!! its where i got my lowrider! Anyways i get off the phone with my landlord and call Al immediately!

ME: IS AL THERE?

RECEPTIONIST: HOLD ON!

AL: HEY WHATS GOIN ON?

ME: WHATS UP DAWG? IS THERE A PROBLEM?

AL: NO PROBLEM WITH YOU!HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOUR FRIEND! SHE OWES ME SOME CASH!

ME: WHAT FRIEND?

AL: NADIA STYLEZ! I SOLD HER A BRAND NEW INFINTI!

ME: SHE IS NOT MY FRIEND!!!

AL: WHY NOT? TELL ME! WHATS WRONG WITH HER?

ME: YOU REALLY WANT ME TO YOU THE TRUTH!

AL: DUH! ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW!

ME: DUH! IM ALWAYS HIGH! ANYWAYS, SHE HAD THE EXPEDITION THE WHOLE TIME AND THATS WHY YOU DIDNT GET TIL A FEW DAYS AGO!

AL: SHES HAD THE TRUCK SINCE THANKSGIVING??????????

ME: YES SIR!

AL: AND YOU TRUST THIS GIRL?

ME: NO! NOT ANYMORE SINCE SHE PULLLED THIS STUPID FUCKING BULLSHIT WITH ME! MY ASSISTANT NATE DAWG CALLED HER MORE THAN 20 TIMES. THEN I STARTED BLOWING UP HER PHONE NO ANSWER!!!!!!!

AL:THATS SHADY!

ME: REAL FUCKIN SHADY! SO HOW I GOT THE TRUCK. I CALLED HER PIMP FROM DIRECT MODELS! DO YOU WANT HIS WORK NUMBER!

AL: SURE

ME: 818.752.5080

AL: WELL DO YOU THINK SHE WILL MAKE HER CAR PAYMENTS!

ME: HELL NO! AND GOOD LUCK GETTING A HOLD OF HER!

AL: IF SHE DOESNT PAY! I WILL SEND A BOUNTY HUNTER TO GET THE CAR FOR ME!

ME: YOUR SO SMART!

AL: TRY TO CALL HER FOR ME PLEASE!

ME: YES SIR! ANYTHING ELSE?

AL: HOWS YOUR TRUCK TREATING YOU?

ME: GOOD! THANK YOU!

AL: GOOD! GLAD TO HERE!

ME: HOLLA 420! LATE!

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