Fayner Posts: There was a time on Saturday I was upset about my supposed ban from the AVN awards show – which I found out was incorrect information – until I heard that I was not the only one being asked to please stay away.
Apparently because of his/her antics last year in which he/she kept fondling the balls of some rap guy performing (Chingy? Squiggy? They’re all the same to me), popular and very hard to detect Tranny Vanity was informed that he/she should probably not come.
Then I was elated, ’cause at the time I was thinking that the only two people being kept out of the awards were a troublemaking zombie addict and a nut squeezing transexual.
When I found out the information regarding me was untrue I was truly sad, not because I missed the show but because I wasn’t as downright gross and unwelcome as Vanity.
That’s not to say I didn’t come close.