Janine looked great each and every day of the show! And even better at the awards. Her speech was gracious, what a way to exit the biz!!!
Here’s a peek inside the Lukeford archives, memories of JANINE.
Janine, widely regarded as the most gorgeous woman ever in porn, only performs with girls.
The Penthouse Pet frustrates as many dicks as she pleases with her appearances in such videos as Hidden Obsessions, Blonde Justice 1-4 and Extreme Sex 3. Like the rest of porn’s female elite, the tall photogenic blonde follows the money trail into strip clubs around North America, where, in tandem with her “dance” partner Julia Ann, she teases throngs of howling strangers.
Born 11/14/68, Janine stands 5’8″, weighs 125 pounds and measures 34-23-35. She first appeared in Andrew Blake’s award- winning Obsessions which got her a best girl-girl scene award 1993 from the X-rated Critics Association (XRCO).
Andrew Blake “made the Satin and Lace films for Penthouse? Then he asked me if I wanted to try a hardcore video. That’s when he gave me the script for Hidden Obsessions. I read the ice-dildo scene and thought he was joking with me. Soon afterwards, I talked to Julia Ann, who’s my best friend. She agreed to do the scene with me, and we went for it – seven months later.” (Screw 6/8/98)
“In Cannes, at the Hot D’Or, I won Best Actress for Hidden Obsessions which I didn’t expect. It made me happy because I was unsure of my acting abilities. I felt this overwhelming approval and acceptance. I always wondered why the girls would always cry when accepting an award, but now I know. You feel like everything you are doing is so worth it. You feel appreciated by your peers and critics.” (AVN)
Janine’s beauty drove porn fan Herbert Gambill to wax poetic:
“I’m not getting younger,
“I’m getting older.
“Please screw a guy on film
Janine’s a quintessential Vivid girl – beautiful but untouchable.
“While adult movie fans drool over her dance act with Julia Ann, Blondage, they rankle at the thought she doesn’t perform in hardcore with men. Still, Janine’s movies are among the best sellers in the sex film industry [though numerous fans say they’re boycotting her tapes until she takes a cock on camera].” (AFW 96D.)
Hell hath no fury like a masturbator scorned: “Get Janine, Leslie Glass, Racquel Darrian, and any other penis-hating, I-only-do-my- boyfriend, you-wish-you-could-fuck-me, I-want-more-money-for-this-shit porn slut and lock her in Bruce Seven’s dungeon with Tianna, Debi Diamond and Bionca for about six hours. That stuck-up bitch will be begging for the real thing in no time. And while we’re at it, why not throw Felecia in too? Need I mention her perfect legs or her finely sculpted ass?”
“No, you need not mention these particular qualities,” says Michael Louis Albo. “We detect a sense of rage and hostility in your words. We like the bitchy chicks you describe – if they’d do us, who knows what sort of bizarre stuff they may do. Remember, the chances of hosing even the skankiest of porn sluts are about the same as getting hit by a city bus while watching television in the comfort of your living room. This bums us out to no end.” (HEVG)
Firmly rooted in the Australian patriarchal tradition of mateship, Patrick Riley believes the purpose of women is to serve men. He hates Janine with almost as much fury as he directs toward Vivid and Paul Thomas. So Blonde Justice, produced and directed by Thomas for Vivid starring Janine really gets it: “Not only does Janine never get a large hairy dick monster plowing her pussy furrow (let alone plunging into her intestines) she comes across as a real bitch. Sample: when she’s doing a girl-girl with Summer Knight (another tease) and Nick East comes in with the earrings, she hardly pauses in mid-lick to tell him to put them down and get out of there. Even PT (Paul Thomas) seemed taken aback when she accused him of letting someone into her dressing room and ordered him not to let it happen in the future. An unpleasant bimbo who needs a bout with Ron Jeremy in a Caught From Behind movie!” (Guide 4, p.121)
Blonde Justice 2. “Paul Little [Max Hardcore] is a customer in the club who is brushed aside by Janine and she later moans about him tearing her dress. You know it isn’t going to happen, but a session with Paul in Anal Vision #34 might change her attitude.”
P.T. directs 1993’s The Coven: “Paul Little specializes in gross proctological examinations… But don’t get you hopes up. He doesn’t do one of his patented downward thrust anals on Janine (you wish!). If you fancy her I’m sorry for you. This ex Penthouse Pet obviously has an ego the size of a truck and I get the impression she regards both the other girls and you, the viewer, with contempt. Here, she does a lot of masturbation and lots of girl-girl but when the old six inches appear, boy is she quick to get out of there. Apart from Janine, the two-parter aspect, the pretentiousness of the letter-boxing at the start, the boring bible-like voice-over, the hazy video and the poor quality of the in-out and… Every male is either an anonymous cipher or gets unjustifiably dumped on… If you’re a masochist, you might like it.” (X-Rated Videotape Guide 4, p. 201-202)
Porn girls like Janine wreak havoc on the masturbatory habits of the folks at Huster Erotic Video Guide. “I used to like porn but now I’m looking for any excuse to avoid it,” says HEVG’s Peter Greene. “I know it’s not my fault. I’m the same horny sleaze I’ve always been. I propose that all pornographers everywhere adopt the following measures to bring dedicated whack artists back into the moist and sticky fold.”
Saint Peter’s Ten Commandments apply to either Janine, Ron Jeremy or both.
IV: Thou shalt either be a stripper or a porn star, but not both concurrently… There’s nothing worse than wandering into your local strip joint only to be assailed by some porn babe and her manager/boyfriend to have a Polaroid (at $15 a pop, no less) snapped to memorialize the occasion of an almost celebrity coming to your hometown. Maybe it wouldn’t be so bad if one of these girls actually knew how to dance.
V: Thou shalt not put a limit on what thou shalt do for the camera. Are you listening, Janine? A real porn star has sex, all kinds of sex, for the audience. To limit yourself to only doing other girls makes the audience feel cheated. But of course, what do you care? You’re only in it for the money, anyway. At least that explains the bored “pay me” look on your simpering face.
VIII: Thou shalt realize that thou art only a fuck doll and nothing more. Please spare us your prima donna attitudes and “I’m too good to talk to the press” bullshit. You fuck for a living. Deal with it.
Janine grew up in Southern California. “I had heard that many women in this business come from abusive childhood’s which I think is a real shame. I had a really normal childhood, with one sister who is a year younger than me and we always did stuff together. I have no brothers. I did all of the normal things you do while growing up – I was always on a softball team, my Dad was the coach, my Mom was the manager and I won four scholarships for softball. Of course there were some problems, every family is dysfunctional but I only have happy memories.
“I wouldn’t let my little sister follow in my footsteps. I would kick her butt. Its okay for me, but I prefer if she has a different career – its not an easy life and she’s my little sister so I have to protect her. She just made Employee of the Year at her company, so we’re really proud of her. Even though she would be a big star. She looks like me, but she is a brunette, with big hazel eyes and a beautiful body.”
Janine began making a career out of her body upon graduating high school in La Mirada, California, at age 18. “I answered an ad for a figure model. I had no idea at the time it meant nude. I met this photographer and a couple of days later he asked me if I wanted to do a layout for Penthouse. Absolutely. We shot it and Penthouse used the pictures we sent in as its centerfold. Many, many layouts later, I was still dancing and doing bachelor parties.
“When I was doing candy gram stripping at bachelor parties and such, the photographer I shot for at Penthouse called me up and said he’d heard what I was doing, and that I was crazy. Now that I was a centerfold, I could make lots of money dancing in clubs as a feature act. I was naive and didn’t know what was out there. I also did a few videos for Penthouse’s director Andrew Blake who was then doing an X-rated movie. He offered me a part of which I, at first, refused but he convinced me it would be harmless, then when I came on the set and saw how much fun it seemed, I agreed to do it. I really enjoyed myself and then when the movie came out, Steve, from Vivid called me and offered me a contract. Everyone knows Vivid is the best company to work for so I jumped on it knowing I would be treated fairly and given a say in what is released. Vivid is like family, even the ex-Vivid Girls still hang around the office and even still receive royalties. No other company does that.” (AVN)
Before entering hardcore, Janine appeared in four mainstream flicks – Lauderdale, Spring Break U.S.A., Moving Target and Caged Fury as well as the MTV video Sister of Pain with Vince Neil of Motley Crue.
“I wasn’t thrilled with ‘legitimate movies’. I didn’t care for the people. They were shallow and didn’t care about people’s feelings.” As opposed to porn, where everyone cares.
Runner-up to Annabel Chong in the “Worst Female Adult Film Star” category in 1995’s Adam Film World reader poll, Janine tires of being hated.
“Last year, when Julia Ann and I toured for Blondage, I was warned of a man who had come into a club I was scheduled to appear at, who told people that he was going to punch me in the nose if he saw me.”
The man said he could tell, just by looking at pictures of Janine, that she was a bitch.
Janine’s perceived by many as a man-hater because she won’t do men on camera. “Basically, it was out of respect for my husband. That, and I’ve always felt more of a bond with women.
“If I’m gonna sleep with a man, he better fall in love with me… Being with a woman is like a slumber party. For guys, I need a relationship.”
In the grand porn tradition of beautiful women who shack up with losers, Ms. Lindemulder was married for eight years to an ex-construction worker turned house husband who scorned her work. They divorced acrimoniously in 1996.
As part of the settlement, Janine pays her ex-husband $2,000 a month. “During our marriage, he despised what I did for a living. He didn’t help me build anything, but now he wants to reap the benefits.
“He got comfortable during our marriage lying on the couch… I’m relieved this whole thing is over. I won’t be getting married again soon.”
Janine gave birth to a son in 1991. She says she would steer him away from the industry. “He knows mommy is in movies?”
The tall blonde says her parents know she does porn and do not approve.
In September of 1997, Janine’s new boyfriend, DJ Riki Ratchman of MTV’s Headbanger’s Ball and KROQ’s Love Line fame, beat up fellow KLSX DJ Doug Steckler for making fun of Janine. Riki was arrested by the LAPD, and fired from his job.
A few months earlier, Riki fought with Jasmine St. Clair in a bar, says AVN.
Janine told Screw’s Al Goldstein about sex with Riki: “We have wonderful communication. When he wants something, he demands it, and I’m there. I want to please him, and he can command me to do anything. That’s what makes our lovemaking so good, because I just want to please him completely, and then he wants to do the same.”
Janine has her strongest orgasms off camera. “I have had some little ones for the camera but usually I have to finish myself off after the scene is shot or whoever I am working with will sneak off with me and we finish together because during shooting the director is always yelling cut to get a shot and it is hard to maintain enough rhythm to have an orgasm. I recently had a very strong real orgasm in the scene I shot with a new girl, for Ed Power’s new amateur line with Vivid and you can tell it is real because my toes curl and I get this look on my face.”
The tall blonde says she works out daily, avoids drugs and rarely drinks. She frequently appears on Howard Stern’s radio show. “He’s not hard to work with, but doing his show is difficult. When he’s off the air, Howard’s wonderful, a little pussycat. He’s much in love with his wife, and I respect that? But after being on his show, I leave with a headache. He makes you jump through hoops.” (Screw 6/98)
A man posted to RAME in January 1998: “Janine is the most personable and kindest person you would ever meet
during a three minute time period offered by these arranged porn star appearances. She smiles and talks directly to you. For a pic, $10 clothed and $20 topless, plus a quick “peck” on the check after either. She makes the correct eye and voice contact with each and every fan and assures that each one feels special.
“Janine also offered some insight on the web site known as Alley Katz. She stated that she and the others are sueing the web site owners, and that email sent to her at that site was never forwarded to her. Janine also stated that she knows nothing about computers, but will be learning more and have email this year (1998). Also, Janine now has a new fan club – different and outside Alley Katz – Athena Agency.”
Janine has said that she allows her boyfriend Rikki to fuck her up the ass.
Internet Entertainment Group, in conjunction with Vivid Video, released in March 1998 a tape of Janine having sex with rocker Vince Neil. Club Love broadcast the tape March 10.
Mark Kernes wrote on rec.arts.movies.erotica:
Janine only does girls in her tapes – she works exclusively for Vivid – because she says she’d get too attached to any guys she had sex with on camera, and she doesn’t want that.
WARNING THE SURGEON GENERAL HAS RECOMMENDED THAT READING THIS POST COULD BE HAZARDOUS TO THE HEALTH OF RAME READERS DUE TO INCREASED RISK OF COLO-RECTAL CANCER CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE SMOKE BEING BLOWN UP OUR COLLECTIVE ASSES.
This is really what makes AVN laughable to me. Does anyone believe this purple prose for even a scintilla of a second that Janine’s reluctance to do men on screen is b/c she feels she’ll fall head over heels for them? If AVN ever wants to be taken seriously they shouldn’t spout such laughable publicitiy platitudes as reality. Even People magazine isn’t so believing in the gullibity of their readers.
From the pages of Janine’s diary, Fed Exed to me by Luke Ford, Aug. 7, 1999.
Dear Diary Sept. 11, 1998,
Made my professional b/g debut today for the latest Leisure Time blockbuster “Girls Who Suck Cock Eat Cum and Do Math Volume #137”.
After my experience with the limp noodle of Vince Neil I needed someone who could be the epitome of male virility to take my professional cherry for posterity on the Silver Screen. With all that hair on his back, who could be more virile than Ron Jeremy? When he pig stuck me with that walrus tusk I felt such a rush of heat to my loins that I needed to call the make up people to bring over their trowels and putty knives to re-apply the makeup from my box cover shoot. I am so in love with my gentle behemoth. I can’t leave Ron’s side. For weeks I just dabbed a little Grey Poupon or Miracle Whip behind my ears (and between my thighs) and Ron was on me like a truck full of Mexicans on 39 cent taco day.
Dear Diary, Jan 3, 1999
Shot a big budget costume drama for Joe D’Amato last week entitled Cristal Me’th. I am so in love with Steve Hatcher. I take the bus to his trailer park and we sip Pabst Blue Ribbon out of crystal goblets in front of his roaring space heater. It is so romantic. He is just so beautiful in the moonlight, when he has passed out while we watch the National Tractor Pull finals on The Nashville Network. I can’t help but run my fingers through his hair and pick out all the nits of head lice for him.
Oh, cruel fate. I am so angry that his parole officer won’t let him leave LA to take me to that four star motel in Tijuana where we can watch this really spectacular donkey show that my beloved Steve has assured me is much better than the white tigers those fags Siegfried and Roy have at the Mirage in Las Vegas.
Dear Diary Apr. 17, 1999
That imp Don Fernando. I just can’t keep my hands off of him since we filmed that scene for Sin City and their new series Cucaracha Cuties.
He comes over with that grin on his face and I just melt. He’s just like that poodle I used to have as a kid. The minute he’s in the door, I have to shake him off my leg. It’s adorable. I wish the neighbors would leave him alone. I’ve told them several times already that I’ve filled in all the knotholes in my trees so he won’t have to amuse himself until I arrive. It’s funny, though, that my cat Fluffy always hides under the bed and shakes whenever she sees him in the house. I wonder if I should take her to the vet?
Dear Diary Aug, 5, 1999
I’m filming my next scene with that hunk Marc Wallice for his new series for VCA – Typhoid Marc: Tails of Adversity. I know that he has had this nasty cough and he sure seems to have a lot of purple looking hickeys on his body. (Which just pisses me off knowing that he must be with other women. That love stud, I can be such a jealous bitch sometimes!) But I called Sharon Mitchell at AIM and Bill Margold at PAW and they’ve assured me that Dewey Cheatem, the financial officer at VCA, has declared that the HIV scare is over and that we girls are at risk from Latexux Paranoisus Dementia and that under no circumstances should we use condoms until the next fiscal reports are back from Jim South’s Medical Clinic and Check Kiting Service.
And Sharon wouldn’t lie. She’s certified in something or other and that autmotically makes her an expert on all health issues. Who needs 8 years of medical school anyhow? And Bill, whenever I ask him anything he just gives me one of those adorable teddy bears with the nice perfume that he insists I sniff and my mind goes blank and I forget what question it was I was going to ask him anyway. I always seem to lose my pocketbook when I’m around him tho. I’ll have to ask him… what was I saying?
I remember reading the editorial about this new disease in AVN last month written by Muck Kernel-of-Truth. . And if it’s in AVN we all know it’s the gospel truth. Because they are the industry bible and Jesus knows I’m a good Christian. Plus they’ve never given me anything less than a 9 review, except that time Steve Hirsch’s check bounced for that full page ad. I know that my sweet Marc just needs to come inside my pearly gates and let the butterfly nectar from my wrinkled rose heal his ills of body and soul.
Well dear Diary, tomorrow is another day filled with love and affection for my leading men now that I finally put away the Doc Johnson tupperware and paint by numbers rug munching in exchange for the hot sticky thrusts of those thirteen or so porn professionals. I can’t wait for my agent to sign the deal for Anbabolic’s Gang Bang Girl 37. I’m going to take all those studs in every hole I’ve got: Rod Fontana, Dick Nasty, Randy Detroit. I’m not a Debutante, but I’m hoping to bribe Ed Powers with a freebie to let me star in one of his films. I’m gonna get every notch on my bedpost. I’m even going to flare my nostril to take in Randy West.
I’m saving my pert little rosebud cherry of an asshole for that gallant rogue Max Hardcore. First I’m gonna drool on his tool like a fool in Sunday school and then I’m going to let him put a flashlight up my ass and check me for polyps. (Saves me a trip to the proctologist as a long time reader of AVN. Tee hee).
Then when my massive Max has broken in that little poop chute of mine I’m going to straight to a DP scene with the delightfully swarthy Bogas Brothers. For dessert I’m going to treat my gorgeous face to a little Rodney ooze. I’m gonna make his Princess of Cream, Nadia Nyce, look like a nun. I will trade in my crown as the Vivid Ice Queen for Rodney’s Ice Cream Queen.
I know that I fall in love too easily, but hey, as Bryan Ferry sings: just call me a slave to love. I just can’t resist a man with a rap sheet or who sings me to sleep with lullabies like “Back on the Chain Gang”. My life is blissfully complete.
Janine, er I mean Torris – quoting verbatim from Janine’s secret diary.
David Simutis writes on www.rouze.com: Speaking of looks, the hottest woman in porn, Janine Lindemulder, seems to be everywhere these days. Don’t hold it against her that she used to date Vince Neil of M?y Cr? that she even appeared in a clip from his lame solo record and (more importantly) a home sex video with him. She has said that she doesn’t like the straight film industry, and who could blame her after appearing in the generic Spring Break flick Lauderdale?
Still, her coy cameo in Blink 182’s “What’s My Age Again” video?wearing the nurse outfit from that band’s Enema of the State album cover?demonstrates her onscreen charisma. She stops the band, who are running down the street naked, dead in their tracks with nothing more than a suggestive look. Then there is her remarkable acting in the opening vignette of Seven Deadly Sins. In her segment, Janine plays an obsessed fan of (what else) a porn starlet. An attempt to disguise her in an ugly costume is largely unsuccessful, but she shows a good range of anger, outrage and humiliation. She even cries, hyperventilating and all. Very nice. It’s not Oscar caliber, but you’d go see a Meryl Streep movie if Janine was in the cast.
After announcing her retirement five months ago, Janine is returning to Vivid Video and to performing sex on camera with other girls. At age 31, she still looks great. When I talked to her at CES, she sounded confused and uncertain about her future but it now looks like she’ll head back out on the road as a stripper, and in about eight months will return to on-camera work. Most of Janine loves porno but someone close to her was talking her into leaving.
XXX writes: Janine started seeing someone at the beginning of last summer after her breakup with Rikki Rachtman. Blinded by her ultimate dream of eventually quitting the adult business, getting married and having more kids, she gave up too much of who she was to this guy. He started controlling her, telling her how to dress, how to cut her hair, how she should live, etc. She disassociated herself from everyone, and stopped making movies and dancing. Jenteal.com runs her fan club and merchandise web site, and Janine broke contract with Jenteal claiming she couldn’t look at pictures of herself naked. She started renting a house close to him while she put her empty house up for sale, and she tried to sell her cars. She lived off her savings while trying to liquefy her possessions. He tried to make her believe the adult industry and everything and everyone involved with it (including her friends) were evil and she should have nothing to do with it/them.
After several months with no income, Janine decided to sign for Club Magazine for the CES convention to make some money. Her boyfriend did not at all approve of this, and threatened to break up with her when she insisted on going to the show. She finally came to the realization this person was controlling her life. She had lost sight of who she was, and sacrificed her beliefs and integrity for a man. She went to CES and left the relationship.
Janine is very confused about what she wants to do at this point. She has mixed feelings about where she is going to go from here, but she is in a good frame of mind and she is positive. She plans on dancing again soon, but is still unsure about making movies.
Luke asked Jenteal: “What sort of deal do you have with Janine regarding her fan club? Any other porn stars do you work with?”
Jenteal: “For the past year I have been running Janine’s fan club and merchandise site. I do all the promotion and fullfillment (the gruntwork) and she signs the merchandise and writes letters to her fans. Janine and I are putting extra focus into her merchandise site and fan club right now, since she had taken some time away from it. She is very dedicated to her fans and wants to keep them happy. I am going to continue to run her fan club and I am going to teach her the process. I get the feeling she wants to eventually do it on her own, which is great for her and her fans. I think she will be good at it, and I am glad to help her out. I also work with Dyanna and Kobe Tai on their web sites and fan clubs, as well as running my own.
Luke: “Are you trying to draw Janine back into an industry that she wants to leave?”
Jenteal: “I am not sure she wants to leave the industry, and I don’t think she is sure either. She has always enjoyed her work, but judgements and influence from people outside the industry can be harsh. It doesn’t make any difference to me if Janine is a part of the industry or not. Her decision should be her own, without the influence of other people in her life. She is my friend regardless of what she does.”
Emmett writes: What’s wrong with Rikki Ratchman persuading Janine to quit porn and learning how to dress? If Janine said that she wanted to leave pornography, settle down, and have more kids, then Racthman has the right Idea. If your going to leave porn your attire must change. You cannot dress slutty and erotic anymore if you plan to have a normal life. I think that she should cut her hair for a while so other people would not recognize her in public. Now “XXX”could be right, perhaps Ratchman is obsessively possessive, but from XXX’s perspective, I still do not see how this warrants him as to be too be sadistically controlling.
If a person decides to leave porn then that person has to do it all the way and that individual is going to need some strong support. In order to move on she has alienate her friends, stop dancing, and making movies. Pornography is extremely alluring, to just walk away from it is nearly impossible. I believe Ratchman would have had better success if he went slower in his method of conversion.
The adult industry is pure evil Triple X, how can you believe that it is not? Women like Jenteal are not the evil kind to murder Janine but they are the evil kind to “help” lead the rest of Janine’s life to no where. If porn star is having doubts to remain in the industry then we should encourage them to leave. The porn industry is not a life time career. Just as Brooke Ashley, Tricia Devereaux, and Nikki Lae.
Pornography is extremely alluring, to just walk away from it is nearly impossible. Janine is one of the few visionaries who tries to envision their future by their current state of being. She is knows that cannot be in pornography forever, especially if she wants kids and wants to get married. She’s in a dilemma wrapped in fear.
Instead of trying to persuade Janine into coming back to the porn ring, you and Jenteal should help her in the opposite way. You would be saving her life. I believe that leaving the industry is a very scary thing to do if you wrapped you life in it. Janine is incredibly sexy and smart. I just hope she becomes smart enough to leave the dismal land of pornography. In any case whatever you decide Janine, some of your enlightened fans are with you.
Jenteal responds: “Luke, I think Emmett needs to re-read your post about Janine. You wrote that her boyfriend AFTER Rikki is the one who tried to control her, not Rikki. I believe Emmett’s intentions are good ones, but I don’t think people should comment on a situation or place judgement if they cannot even get the facts straight. Otherwise they will just sound like a moron. Emmett doesn’t know me, or my relationship with Janine. How can he possibly tell me what I (or you, Luke, for that matter) “should” do in regards to Janine. As her friend, my only responsibility is to support whatever decisions she makes and hope her choices make her happy.”
Frank: I watch my share of porn and what adults do is there own business. But people who think porn does no damage to the actors are not looking for the truth. There is no way a woman can go fuck guy after guy without suffering some physical or emotional harm. Like I said before adults can do what the want.But if the porn industry were honest the would realize that a lot of men and woman are harmed from being in porn.
Emmett writes: Why is it every time I turn around I am always hearing and reading from a porn star that, “If you love me, then you should support me.” IT JUST DOESN’T MAKE SENSE! Then we might as well say if a parent who has a child that is a drug addict, alcoholic, or even suicidal; that parent should just support their child in what their kid is doing if they truly loved him or her. That is what Jenteal and millions of porn stars are saying today. And It’s wrong. Here is the revised and correct form. “If you love me then you will try your best to dissuade and prevent me from doing anything harmful to myself or others.” That is the motto they should be using.
People who are bulimic would be happy if know one would say anything about them vomiting and weighing 92 pounds. But Jenteal, XXX, and millions of other people would deem it unfriendly not to support their friend in bulimia. Thus the bulimic dies. But that’s okay everybody! As long as the bulimic friends supported her then their nothing to frown about. WRONG!
Ms. Jenteal is right, I do know her to make an arrogant comment like I mentioned above to her, but it still does not mean that I am wrong. Porn is straight up evil, nasty, vulgar, you name it, that’s what it is. To call it the opposite is inadvertently admitting insanity. Everyone who is associated with it, including me, is not good or righteous. If someone is in turmoil about leaving that dastardly world then we should support them out of the business and see if we can find them some honest work (That is of course if they are willing). Yes, Janine’s life is not my business, but if someone who was about to commit suicide and then debated about it to world, I would say something…wouldn’t you? As for the mix…
I am sorry for the blunder guy. I’ll try not to let hit happen again. Thanks for the correction Jenteal (honestly I do), but the meaning still hold the same. Help lead your friends and loved down the right path, even if it means them yelling or disassociating themselves from you. If they still don’t want to listen then still try to remain their friend, but do not let them know for an instant that you concur in what they are doing, and then pray that they do the right thing. That’s all that I am saying.
Is Jenteal A Good Friend To Janine?
Is Vivid girl Jenteal a good friend to ex-Vivid girl Janine or is Jenteal a seductive pimp, pulling Janine back into an evil industry that she wants to flee from, so Janine can pursue a traditional marriage and family?
Jenteal writes: Luke, you created a hell of a stink here. You seem to be good at that. 🙂 What the hell is Emmett rambling about now? He says, ” Jenteal I believe your methods of support is dissuading Janine from making the right decisions. Your are not evil, but your way of support and being her friend is unsound. ”
He has no idea what my method of support is, or what kind of friend I am to Janine. How could he possibly say it is unsound? He doesn’t know in what manner I support Janine, but whatever it is, it is unsound. Does that make any sense? And it is not my responsibility to make sure Janine makes the “right” decision. Who is to say what the right decision even is? Only she knows what is right or wrong for her life. All I can do is offer my opinions. Oh…yeah…gee thanks for saying I am not evil. WHAT A DORK! Emmett, you cannot draw a conclusions if you don’t know what the situation is. I read some of your other writings that Luke posted and have formed this opinion of you: You have mostly good intentions, but you squawk too much. You have no idea what you are squawking about, but you sure seem to think that you have it all figured out. Religion can screw with your head like that. Who are you to judge how I support Janine, what kind of friend I am, or whether or not Janine’s decision will be the right one Emmett? That is God’s job, remember?
BTW, Kudos to Laura. I think you’re cool. 🙂
Luke to Jenteal: I need to irritate you more often!
Jenteal: Why, does it turn you on when I write?
Luke: No, porn [and related material] rarely excites me sexually…etc… It just gives me good stories for my site…lots of people will write in…and I do not have to work for stories. They just come to me. I am lazy.
Jenteal: It is easy to make money (a lot of money) in this business and still be lazy. I would be lazier myself if it weren’t for the fact that I am scared to death of being old, fat, ugly one day, and still have to make movies and dance for a living because I didn’t save money to secure my future. Every time I feel lazy I just picture an old fat ugly lady fucking. Bleckth! It gets my ass in gear!
Digital Playground Signs Janine
Digital Playground PR writes: Digital Playground has signed Janine Lindemulder to an exclusive contract and you can hear a faint jingling of wedding bells in the Digital Playground offices. President Joone is thrilled. ?Janine put the adult industry on the map; she?s the biggest star our industry has ever seen. From a business standpoint, adding Janine to our line-up is brilliant, and on a personal note, I am honored to include Janine into our family. ? Vice President, Samantha Lewis backs Joone 100% stating, ?Janine is amazing. I couldn?t be prouder. I look forward to our relationship with excitement and I think we?ll all be very happy.? Janine says, ?I like the people involved. I like the operation they run over there. Digital Playground is very ready to listen to my ideas. We are doing some projects that I have never done before and everybody involved is really excited about it.?
On the Bob Berkowitz Lovebytes show, Dyanna Lauren said she was shocked by the news. Dyanna knew that Janine wanted to return to the industry and Lauren speculated that Janine’s move to Digital Playground was because Steve Hirsch at Vivid did not want Janine back.
The Hessian writes: Congratulations to Digital Playground for signing a pushing 40, only works with girls, garishly tattooed, hair as black as a witches’ and apparently implant removed Janine. This should help you make great inroads into the untapped elderly, tattooed, Wiccan lesbian market. For the rest of us, we say, “Janine? ZZZZZZZZZZZ.”
Incredulous writes: Gimme a break! Janine is not 31 years old for crying out loud. She could spit and hit 40!
Janine Lindemulder Comes In. 3/1/01. 7:15am
Porn star Janine Lindemulder came in this morning to talk to How3ard. Howard said the last time she was on she told him that she was going to tattoo her body so she could get out of the porn business. She said the more tattoos she had the less chance there would be for movie offers. She said the offers are very tempting and she didn’t want so many. Janine now says that was a private conversation and it wasn’t quite true the way Howard was talking about it. Howard wanted to see how many she had. She told him that she has a ”sleeve” of tattoos on one arm and a few others spread out over her body. Howard couldn’t believe she’d do that to her body. Janine tried to explain that the tattoos are symbolic to her and when she feels the need she looks at them to keep her spirits up. She eventually took her shirt off and showed Howard the sleeve. He didn’t sound impressed but he didn’t make too big of a deal about it either.
Howard spent the rest of the interview asking Janine about which lesbian scenes have been her favorites. Janine said that Jenna Jameson and Jill Kelly are a couple of her favorites. She said that it’s hard to pick just one as her favorite though.
Howard also asked her about her boyfriend Ricky Rachtman. Howard wondered if she ever brings in other women to their bedroom to have a 3 way. Janine said they do that once in a while but she’s the one that wants it more than he does. She said they’ll sometimes go to Las Vegas and invite one of her friends to come along and share a room with them. After drinking a lot of alcohol they’ll eventually go ahead and do their thing. Janine said she and her friend will usually go at it while Ricky watches.
Jeff writes: janine on howard stern? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, wake me when its over……….hes probably the only one i can think of that still drools like a 5 year old over those BORING lesbian scenes……why hasnt she retired yet?