INSTEAD OF THAT DIAMOND BRACELET SHE’S BEEN ITCHIN’ FOR TRY GIVING HER THE POPULAR "DIRTY SANCHEZ" SURE TO MAKE HER ITCH
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BONUS!!!!!!
FAYNER’S FRIEND BILLY BLACKSTONE AND HIS BAND FREEBALLIN’ www.freeballin.net HAVE A SONG CELEBRATING THIS GLORIOUS ACTIVITY. CHECK OUT THE LYRICS IF YOU KNOW HOW TO READ
DIRTY SANCHEZ
You grab another girl get her back to your place
Got to get her naked put her ass in your face
Back her up slow like your backing up a catty
Slap her in the ass who’s your daddy, who’s your daddy
Got to get the thumb out to cover up the dot
Some say brown eye, some say balloon knot
Looking into the eye, wondering why, should I try to start
Picking & probing & sticking & flicking and why not give it a try
And then reach around front with a dirty thumb tip
Two wipes across under the nose over the lips
Then she starts:
Screaming & yelling & fusing & cussing cant stop wiping her lips
While he’s ramming & slamming & shacking & spanking and grabbing on to her hips
Then he bends he head back like the old candy pez
Just got introduced to the dirty Sanchez
Is it a game or is it a way of life
What do you mean you cant do that to your girl or your wife
Its real simple you just tell her if you loved me you would
And after a while you got to promise it will start to feel good
And if she looks at you strange for going into the bum
Draw a smiley face on the tip of your thumb
And just explain to her that its sort of a game you play
And not to worry about a thing, that it will be ok
What if she starts to cry?
Pull your thumb out quick
What if it comes out brown?
Reach around with it
Its just another game like the Cleveland steamer
Hide the pickle, spank the monkey, get a hummer, or a beaner
Either way its ok cause you passed the test
You got to give your girl a diggity dirty Sanchez