THE COMPLETE 2006 LUKEFORD.COM AWARDS
1) Fat Cheeseburger Award – Ashley Blue
2) Biggest Hooker Award – Vanessa Lain
3) Limpest Dick Award – Rick Shameless
4) Biggest Pimp Award – Ben English
5) The "I’m Not Gay, Really I’m Not" Award – tie between Jay Ashley and Joey Ray
6) Stupidest Couple Award – Pat Myne, Alektra Blue
7) The Best PA Award – Nathan Hall
8) Worst Movie of the Year Award – ANYTHING BY METRO INTERACTIVE
9) The Biggest Drug Dealer Award – NOT TELLING!!!!!!!!
10) Biggest Pothead Award – Taylor Mother Fucking Rain
11) Best Dog Award – tie between Bandit, Rhiannon and Fayner
12) Biggest Dirtbag – Tyler Wood
13) Most In Need Of A Shower Award – Fayner
14) Most In Need Of A Breathmint Award – tie between Anthony Hardwood & Lee Stone
15) Sexiest Bitch Award – Jenna Jameson
16) Best Newcummer Award – Tiffany Taylor
17) The "I Need To Retire NOW" Award – Chasey Lain
18) Most BI-POLAR Award – Kayla Marie
19) The "I’ll DO Anything for $5" Award – Tiffany Holiday
20) My Boobjob Sucks Award – Naudia Hilton
21) The White Trash Award- Brandi Lyons
22) Best Ass Award – Katja Kassin
23) Worst Ass Award – Cindy Crawford
24) The "I Can’t Leave The House Without Makeup" Award – Rita Faltoyano
25) Nicest Person Award – Nadia Styles
26) Biggest Overbite Award – Shy Love
27) Best Couple Award – Jesse Jane & Rich Jane
28) Biggest Overall Skank Award – tie between Tiffany Holiday & Vanessa Lain
29) "Steroids? Me?" Steroids Award – tie between Jay Ashley and Tommy Gunn
30) Best Lesbian Scene Award – Tory Lane & Vanessa Lane from Dirty Dykes
31) Best Anal Performer Award – Lauren Phoenix
32) Most Elegant Girl In Porn Award – Hannah Harper
33) Biggest DipShit Award – Moral Leader/Luke Ford
33) Biggest DipShit Award – Moral Leader/Luke Ford
34) Biggest Porno Primadonna – Kurt Lockwood
35) Most Dramatic Couple Award – Bridgette Kerkove & Skeeter Kerkove
36) Biggest Cock For A White Boy Award – Winston Burbank (too afraid to show his picture. What a bitch homo)
37) Most Crooked Dick Award – Scott Fayner
38) I Need An Injection To Get Hard Award – tie between Ben English and Joel Lawrence
39) Best Adult Industry Gossip Site Award – AVN.com
40) Best Porno Company Award – Defiance Films / Torrid Entertainment (no, I’m not bias)
41) Best Director in Porn Award – tie between Taylor Rain & Vincent Voss