TAYLOR’S FIRST TRIP TO NANTUCKET INCLUDED US TRADING MY MARY CAREY T-SHIRT (WHICH HAD A CUM STAIN ON IT) FOR A HOUSTON ASTROS JACKET WITH SOME DRUNK DUDE…
IT WAS FOUR IN THE MORNING
THERE WAS ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO
GO TO THE BEACH
IT WAS REALLY COLD, AND THE ASTROS JACKET WAS KEEPING ME WARM, BUT I UNDERSTOOD WHEN IT WAS DECIDED THAT THE JACKET MUST BE TAKEN OFF AND PISSED ON
BUT NOT BEFORE RHIANNON GAVE IT A GOOD THRASHING
SWEET LA TIPSY DID THE HONORS
THEN THREW IT IN THE OCEAN
BUT EVEN THE OCEAN HATES THE ASTROS, AND SPIT THE AWFUL JACKET BACK TO LAND…
GO WHITE SOX!!