Fayner Posts: I caught wind that inked-to-his-dink porno web nerd Tony “The Testacle” Testa found himself unable to please his girlfriend sexually during a recent trip to Europe, and apparently has been attempting to contact super-stud Nick Manning in hopes he’ll do what Tony has been inept in doing….making his woman orgasm.
Calling Testa to confirm this rumor, he first denied then proceeded to ask for Manning’s phone number and a ballpark figure of what it may cost to hire the man I call “The Most Handsome Man on Earth.”
Taking into consideration the time they’ve been a couple and the number of times they’ve had sex, I concluded that Tony doesn’t have nearly the amount of money it would take to please his girlfriend using a scrub like Corey Feldman, let alone a top-notch sexpert like Manning.
Testa refuses to give up, and is currently strolling his gay neighborhood in San Diego in hopes of sucking some dick for money.
We wish him good luck.