LAUREN PHOENIX=SOILED KLEENEX

ON THE SET OF DEFIANCE FILMS’ KISS MY ASS

Walked inside, saw Lauren, gave her a hug.

"You don’t have any cum on you, do you?" I cried.

"No

Not yet," she said.

"I guess it would be too late if you did. I’m out of shape."

Todd Todd eat chips from a bag on the counter.

"Dude," I said, "Lauren was just rummaging for potato chips with cum all over her hands in that same bag! Gross!"

"Really?"

"No."

I noticed that not once was an ass kissed during Lauren and Cindy Crawford’s scene, although the title is Kiss My Ass. Layer I figured out that it refers to being submissive.

Cindy has a tattoo on her lower back of a chick.

"Nice tattoo," Lauren says.

"Thanks. It’s me, only with big tits.

I drew a picture in my notebook of me with a tattoo of myself sporting a huge cock.

Oh yeah, Lauren and Cindy got their rectums shellacked hardcore style.

THE END

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