SISTER FAYNER WRITES IN: ON TAYLOR RAIN, JOINTS FOR DINNER AND A BROTHER IN PORN

Lara’s dog Zoe imitating TR when a cock is in reach

Fayner’s Sister Writes In: Hi Scottie:

It was so good to see you and spend time with you and Taylor on Nantucket- A nice wholesome family vacation on paradise.  And adding Taylor to mix only enhanced the edifying holiday. 

I was reminded as I landed in Austin and got in the car of the person who picked me up that I have an out of ordinary family life.  You see- the chap who I was dating before I left for Nantucket decided that dating me was far too different than his morals could handle and so he broke it off with me.  Apparently some of the things I wrote him via email the past week wigged him out.  Que Sera Sera.  The scenario also inspired some very funny “dramas’ in my head. 

Remember the evening when we sat down to eat lobster and instead of saying “grace” we passed a joint?  I immediately thought about this night and how if K.D.S. and I actually had made it to the point of forever, how our families would blend just so nicely.  As he sat in the car reminding me that he was “southern-Baptist” and I well, was from a family of very liberal parents, a brother in porn and a Jew to boot!  Well, the wedding reception would surely have been a hoot! 

So, I have never had an experience that brought something negative into my life because of your career choices. This would be a first.  And after spending all that time with Taylor, I couldn’t say a bad word about the young woman.  Her career choice is entirely hers and although it is very foreign to me, I don’t think less of her, or you because of the industry you work in.   What matters to me is the honesty, integrity, humor, intelligence and much-welcomed embrace that you both exhumed last week. 

Please extend my well wishes to Taylor and wish her well in her new business ventures.  As for you, I am sending all my love.

Zoë and I miss you and can’t wait to see you again soon.

Your sister,

Lara

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